After deep reflections I’ve decided not to participate in the Rio Olympics. Yes I know my fans will miss my talents in volleyball and uh boxing but they’ll have to wait for the next Olympic games to see them. You say I didn’t try out well I feared that the Zika Virus would attend the tryouts… Ok? I would have made it, well maybe not in boxing but I’m sure my other athletic endeavors would have shined through such as Air Hockey. Oh they don’t have this in the Olympics well then that is another reason I didn’t go. It’s just wrong that Air Hockey isn’t in the Olympics. A matter of fact I’m so offended I won’t be participating in any future games until this is corrected!
Footnote- Talent might also be another reason but who’s really reads footnotes.