01
March

Howard Stern’s Bus

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Howard Stern  Howard Stern Bus

I don’t know why Howard Stern asked me to pick him up but it led to an amazing journey on his bus.  For some reason after I dropped him off, he decided to take my car to work but being the gentleman “he is”, he wouldn’t leave me stranded and picked me up with his glamorous bus.  Beth wasn’t as nice as she scolded me for using the wrong bathroom even though there was a sign on top for men. I don’t know why I didn’t take any clothes for this bus trip but they provided you with a unique bathroom to walk around in.  I ordered 2 Rum & Cokes for me and my pal Howard (which they charged me for) and was just about to bring them up to my friend when my wife’s snoring ended this journey. I hope to continue it tonight and at least taste the drinks as well as hi life with my night friend Howard.  We use first name basis with these dreams.

01
March

President’s Trump Speech to Congress- To Fold

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President Trump's Speech to Congress fold poker

After  President’s Trump phenomenal speech to Congress and the American people it’s time the Democratic Congressional obstructionist fold their cards,  They must learn to  work for their employees the citizens so they can survive this political game.  Just remember one great speech by a State Senator lead to his trip to the White House only a few years ago and this speech might lead this President to successes even the lame street media won’t be able to stop. If these successes occur without you then the American people might declare your party null and void as your chips are spent away in only a few years.  It is true that you might find a casino in New York, California or Vermont but that is not where the big game of politics is played anymore.  So you can either join the train and add your thoughts as well as ideas to make America great again or watch it run as your party is passed by in 2018 and beyond.

FURTHER NOTE- Russia won’t save you.

01
March

Kellyanne Conway Couch

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I love Kellyanne Conway but even her biggest fan’s must say that this picture is a bit awkward.  Maybe she was trying to get the perfect angle for the picture (which the lame street media isn’t showing) and the couch was in her way but it still looks a bit strange. It’s important to be relaxed around your boss but I’m wondering if this might be a bit too relaxed.  Anyway I’m confident  from now that the next time we see Kellyanne Conway on the couch her feet will be in a different spot and this story will be stepped on.

01
March

Doctors are Detectives

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detectives detective 2

Doctors are detectives and you are the puzzle. If you hand them more pieces it’s easier to solve yet if you hand them pieces from another puzzle like your mind they might have to start all over again. If  one piece is in the wrong spot they also may have to start from a whole  different end. Damaged pieces could be the medicine that they prescribe which doesn’t work and adds to the mystery . A bad piece could be surgical procedure  that opens up more holes then the initial cut.   The great doctors are the great detectives who through their experience and knowledge solve the mystery quickly and as result help save us from pain and even death.

28
February

Sensitive

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Touch

It’s getting a bit disturbing as she is just so sensitive! I have to be so careful with her it appears as if touching eggshells. Of course sometimes the sensitivity takes me to spots that are quite extraordinary and it’s good to feel wanted but give me a break this is just too much! Now when I walk I have to be so careful because some how I push her buttons and we end up speaking to someone we had no intention to speak to.  Samsung you must be from some other Galaxy that is 7 miles too close.

28
February

Blank Card

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blank card

As I went on the road to visit new clients I pulled out my business card and realized this one was blank. It dawned on me that just as this card had nothing written on it so I was blank to this individual. For although I had a face there was nothing he truly knew about me until I opened my mouth or wrote something down. I could start all over to this individual as if nothing in the past actually existed and be anyone I wanted to be just then. Everyday I start out this way with some “new individual” I meet and  I wonder what they put on my card. In the end I found another card that had my description on it but maybe having a blank card is not a bad thing to have in your wallet after all.

28
February

Alexa Adult Apps

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Alexa 1 aroused 1

You know it’s only a matter of time before Alexa or a copy thereof will have Adult Apps. For currently Alexa responds in a computerized voice to our commands but when the voice because a bit more human it will perform other functions for adults.  It could be the coach to get you off the coach or the one who puts you on it, with advise you’d have to pay $200.oo an hour from. It might help you stimulate your mind or other parts of your body with the voice that puts you in such a mood. Alexa is just beginning to take a stake in our life’s and as her/his voice improves that stake will only get larger.

27
February

2018- Oscar Winner for best picture “The Struggle”

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Oscar Winner 2018 2 Oscar winner 2018

The winner for best picture for the 2018 Oscars is “The Struggle”. The struggle tells the story of Juan a transgender Mexican with African American features who is  rounded up by ICE after he…I mean um she appears to be a criminal undocumented individual who has the same appearance. Juan’s struggle continues as he/she can’t find a bathroom that fits her needs. It appears Juan’s struggle has ended when she has cleared her name until they find out she has Iranian roots as well.  “The Struggle” stars Meryl Streep, Whoopi Goldberg and Samuel Jackson with a special musical performance by Madonna.

 

27
February

NASCAR 100

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NASCAR NASCAR 2

 NASCAR can see it’s ratings fly by taking the length down and the mileage up. Instead of the race being 500 miles it should be 100 miles or putting it in the 1 hour viewer length where every second will be sped up.  By shortening the race the cars will have a chance to go a bit faster and accidents will have to repaired at a quicker pace.  All leading to a sporting event that a growing audience will watch from start to finish. The race will continue to be seen on the screen as  the commercials are played as well so no one will get up for a bathroom break. If the drivers can hold it in so can those that watch.  NASCAR 100 car races that will take less time but have greater impact all around the track of sport.

27
February

Trump Haters- Tone & Response

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Hollywood Haters Meryl Streep 1

Let’s be clear those in tinsel town that hate the President do so because of the tone he uses and that he actually responds to their attacks on him forcefully.  How dare he have the audacity to  respond to the liberal elite for they know what’s best for the country not him.  Most other Republican’s understand it’s best to sit in the corner with the dunce hat on and take the abuse for they are Conservative and need to be quiet when the liberal Professor speaks. The President also has the nerve to use the tone and words of the common man and woman, how beneath the dignity of the office he holds. The policies and effectiveness don’t matter it’s just that the President isn’t in their club and therefore needs to be quiet like the rest of the public. Unfortunately for them the American people will be quiet no more and we will be the one’s speaking out and turning off even if our professors tell us not to.