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No your calendar isn’t broken and this isn’t the 1st day in April although my smart phone decided to be extra smart in it’s own way. For it decided with my subconscious mind in cohorts that one July 4th in the month of July just isn’t enough. So today we celebrated July 4th with no fireworks but the explosion of rushing to work.  I took  care of my smart phone and July 4th no #2 won’t be repeated again …. I hope.

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For those who participated in the 7 Eleven Free Slurpie Day, got dressed up as a Cow for the free Chick Fil and then had room for the special Dozen Krispy Kreme + Day you’ll have one more item to add to the list. That’s right with Amazon Prime having their special you can probably get a discount on the Pepto Bismol which will make it all go down smoothly (just in case the Slurpie gets stuck).  This way you can save $$’s and still be ready for the next day activities which should include a trip to the gym.

I’m sorry to say that I’m disappointed in the lack of transparency the Trump Administration has given in the investigation of Russian interference with our election. My elephant thumping heart wanted to believe this investigation with Russia collusion with the Trump Campaign was a Veggie Burger with no meat but now I see hints of a White Castle Burger with hints of meat I never expected. Why such secrecy and changes in a story. Instead of a few pages this whole affair seems to becoming a book with an end I hope I still want to read.

In less then an hour “Amazon Prime Sale” will begin and I’m saving my $$’s for the bridge.  That’s right while they’re raising a new Tappan Zee Bridge the old one’s got to be on special and why not tonight? It will be great to have my own bridge where it shouldn’t cost me more then my normal daily commute and since I’ll own it nobody goes across until my car passes.  The truth is the state is paying millions for someone to rip it this beautiful bridge down so why not let me buy for a couple of $100’s instead.  So buy your T.V.’s and computers I’ll just wait instead for my bridge and they won’t even have to worry about shipping.

If you’re going to throw garbage on the floor in my house or just leave it there to pile up it’s as if you’ve thrown it at my face.  For if one doesn’t have the decency to respect someone’s property then it’s as if they don’t respect the person as a whole. Please remember that rule wherever you or your friends go.

If for some reason I have another child, pet or decide to change my own name it will be ” A“.  “A” will be the first person called for attendance and will seek grades that match their name.  With “A” name it will be simple for everyone to memorize and their name will be recited at the beginning of many sentences, so they never will feel that they’re lacking in attention. Of course if their is another I might have difficulty for “B” will always feel like a 2nd fiddle although if they really do well I can change their name to  “A+”