Don’t worry about it I really don’t care. So you made plans on my birthday after I told you months ago I’m not at all bothered. It’s fine that you belittle all my ideas it won’t effect me. Trust me I’m not hurt that we weren’t supposed to get present and you still did. Yes, it’s perfectly fine that you always have time to talk someone ahead of me. Don’t worry that you give me that I crazed look everytime I ask a question it really doesn’t …
well maybe it did but it’s a dead issue now.
Is this just a concidene or a sign from above? A few days ago a loved one said they were thinking about contacting “Just For Lunch” to find that special person. Yet before they even looked at the phone this company was on their line. I would have gambled on this premonition but the price tag was over the table limits. $850 for a one month subscription which includes get this one date and one hour of dating counsling. That is not the premonition we were hoping for even when the Prince meets Cinderalla at his expensive ball at least food and drinks were included along with a shoe. I’m a gambling man though and if my 2nd thought comes true I will roll the dice for him. Without giving this thought away let’s just say this premonition will have to see a greener pasture … in my wallet. If not G-D willing my loved one will have another premonition and this one will be in my price range.
WOULD YOU BUY?
When unwanted critics enter your land it’s time for an “Eagle Drone“. This drone will have the speed of an Eagle and their own version of talon’s to pick up Mickey and any of his friend’s as you dispose them in your version of Never Never Land. Whether that be in the woods to live happily ever after or a more permanent space you’ll decide what happens next in this story, not them. Eagle Drone’s will have the ability to sense such small mousketeer movement on their own or you’ll have that power in your hands. Eagle Drone, this tale will finally have the ending you want.
You know what’s right but your loved one(s) will never understand then it’s time for the Automatic Toilet Seat. Whether you’re an Opener/Up or Closer/Downer (correct in my seat) once their done it will go back to the way you want it and will stay that way until the next user comes their way. Automatic Toilet Seat has the controlling mechanism that will make sure you’ll see the seat in the function it was meant to be in your household. For the toilet seat is your throne and you deserve to have it your way at least in this location.
You cut me so all I can do is watch the blood. For I’m tired of looking for another bandage to wrap up these feelings. How many times can one be cut before they just feel completely exhausted and hide in their safety corner? The knife never actually touches the skin but the venom has already entered if not by words then of action which constantly never occurs. Where life might not be what one wanted but at least you’re safe from the pain? Exhausted to the point of just wanting to let go of where one is and go to a place of peace even if it’s where one’s eyes never reopen at least the pain and suffering will go away.
FOOTNOTE- Please note how your cuts of other’s can cause another to lose hope until we are all bleeding in someway.
Martin Luther King was the man of his times but I wonder if he would be recognizable today. Is there an obvious evil in our society that one brave person must risk it all to dedicate their life through peaceful civil disobedience to change it? The murder of unborn babies appears to be such but it is not as easily seen as the period of open segregation where it appeared to all who were looking. Many could see the signs (literally) but only a relative few stood up to see them torn down peacefully. Are there such signs today and do we need a leader such as Martin Luther King so that we will do more then look but act?
FOOTNOTE- This is based on my reading of “The Autobiography of Martin Luther King by Clayborne Carson
It is when one decides to get off the grid and leave it all to the wind that more then that takes over. Know one can be in charge all the time but when you leave an absence of your power someone else will fill in. This could hurt more then your ego if you haven’t trained anyone to actually step in when your breeze is calling. Power can not only be found in one’s that have possessed it but in one’s looking for that absence and sometimes that can be disaster for those in the space and those looking to take a break.
Our service guarantees that you’ll meet you’re special person from the 1st date or we’ll give you a double refund. A person who will find you delightful to be with from the moment they set eye’s on U. We can’t guarantee it will last but when …uh I mean if it ends they’ll be a really powerful reason (deported, prison etc). How can we make such a bold statement well let’s just say we have the resources to make dates come true.
SMALL PRINT- Part of the monies you pay for this service will be to hire a “professional person” who will insure a fun evening for you without your need to know.
FOOTNOTE- This isn’t true…maybe. It also would make an interesting film.
When an individuals life is a plug away their existance is not just for themselve but those left behind. For if only one sibling is left with the responsiblity of making this life and death decision for said individual the rest of the family may never be the same. Others might feel differently on possible last minute experimental treatments or behind the norm chances causing the plug to be pulled on more then one life. As arguments, innuedo’s and guilt fill those who are left behind. That is why life and death decisions must be unaminously agreed upon by all those siblings or their spouses who are present. Individually they could have the best of intentions but together they can go on living with it even if their loved one has departed.
If you’re ugly life is much more efficient. Hair style and makeup time is definetly reduced for honestly will it really matter. You don’t have to worry about wasting time with conversations going know where because if people want to speak to you it’s truly about your mind. Relationships are also more fruitful understanding that those who want to be with you can deal with the worse already. Yes being ugly has it’s advantages as long as you don’t carry a mirror.