24
January

Protest Sneakers

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Whether you are from the right or left one thing you can agree on is protesting takes a toll on your feet.  That’s where PROTEST SNEAKERS fit right or left in (depending on your perspective) . These sneakers will give you extra protection to walk the distance through rain, snow, grass or gravel.  PROTEST SNEAKERS will also give you extra cushion force so you can concentrate your screaming for the protest and not the pain in the feet.  In today’s times when you never know if you’ll be called to protest shouldn’t you have a sneaker that will stand up even when you are really tired.

23
January

Made It

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You’ll never see my name in lights but I keep the lights running in my house.  My name isn’t a household word yet my mortgage is payed for. I may not have become as big as I initially expected when my fingers first hit the keyboard yet it fits well in my life today. For my family is taken care of and I get paid for the art that I produce.   Maybe I’m just in your background but who knows when that inspires greatness from within. The tips might only pay my Dunkin bills but inspire that you care and that’s enough for me to say I made it once and for all!

23
January

DISCONTINUE.COM

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It’s time to move ahead with your new product line but the old materials stand in your warehouse then bring them to DISCONTINUE.COM /APP.  Your customer demands that item which the manufacturer hasn’t made in years then go to DISCONTINUE.COM /APP .  This website/app will be the one place buyers will be able to find the items that are no longer in the marketplace and sellers can dispose of items that are past the companies prime. Here’s how it would work (below).

(1) We would take possessions of all discontinued items on consignment at our warehouse.  There would be a token cost if we had to pick them up from such facilities.

(2) Items would be sold at cost the manufacturer seeks with a 10% fee for our services.

(3) If item is not sold be said agreed upon period we would decide the cost and then split the revenue with said manufacturer.

 

23
January

Vacation For Good

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Just because you’re done with vacation doesn’t mean we have to be done with as well.  We’ve decided to enjoy a bit more time in the sun and even sand.   For you didn’t even take us to the beach so why should have to go home with you.  It was fun while it lasted but honestly you’ll probably in the road for a new pair of us anyway.  Thank you for everything but  now  now it’s time for our retirement that is unless we become permanently retired in the garbage dump.

Love

Your Former Sock & Glasses

 

P.S. You’re jacket tried to join us but was caught and is being sent home.

22
January

Breaking News ! Breaking News!!

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6:11 AM January 22th- BREAKING NEWS!!!

It’s January 22nd in New York and it is very cold outside!  That’s right it might even be too cold to wear your shorts and T-Shirt and actually have to put on that item called a winter coat as wall as I dare write it thermal’s!   

I know it’s terrifying but this evil cold can actually occur during this time of the year which  scientist call it W-I-N-T-E-R.  Fear has gripped the city and people look to each trembling in fear or is it shivers. We’ll have more on this brain dead report all day today and maybe even tomorrow!! 

 

22
January

Nancy Pelosi’s Counter Offer- Shutdown

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Tuesday January 20th 9:30 AM

Nancy Pelosi’s counter offer to President Trump might have him bowing out of 2020 Presidential Race .  For the House Speaker has agreed to fund to the President’s demands for border protection including the wall if he agrees not to run for re-election. “The President can have his wall as long as it blocks him running in 2020”, said the house speaker.  The White House has yet to respond.

FOOTNOTE-  As a supporter of continuing to Make America Great I hope this stays fake news but what would the President do if it became real?

21
January

Mick Jagger & Me

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Mick Jagger is a real gentleman that is quite generous with his time and efforts.  He offered me the chance to play music for one of his records and I humbling agreed.  Mick as I know personally call him handed him his business card so we could meet in the future. To tell you the truth the rest is a blur because before we had spoken any further I was off to a new a dream which blue elephants.

 

21
January

BEDTIME.COM/APP

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Remember the good old days when a loved one would  make sure you’re eyes were truly shut. Well those days can begin again with BEDTIME where a new loved one can tell you the stories, get you the warm milk/cookies and tuck you in even as your bed has gotten a bit older. These individuals can even come as celebrity impersonators to make your dreams even more special.  BEDTIME.COM/APP would allow you to pick just the right person that would allow you or loved one to truly sleep like a baby…again.

21
January

I SPEND

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I spend your money and it’s far from a crime.  You may not realize my power but in the end you all deposit with me.  You believe it’s free will that you buy that pack up gum, or that beautiful necklace for your loved one but who do you think really tells you which one to select?  Many might say I do what I want with my monies but that is because they have no idea of my influence.  For I make you feel that this product or service is just right for you even though there are many “you’s” out there.  Just in case you’re sure I don’t influence your decision check with your friend, loved one or group you belong to and see if we don’t match after all. You can rebel but trust me it’s even within that group that I control.   I am the woman or man behind the desk that makes sure it’s has the right color, look, smell so that you will be basically forced to pick it. Yes, I’m the marketing genius and I just legally picked your pocket again.

20
January

Hat Dead Hands

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You can pull my hat off my cold dead hands! For it is part of who I am and although it’s not a fundamental constitutional right it is my right to be me.  If you’re rules prohibit such an attachment on my head then my head and body will just be seen somewhere else.  The world you live in might feel differently and that’s fine and dandy it’s just a world I’m not going to be visiting soon.