6:11 AM January 22th- BREAKING NEWS!!!
It’s January 22nd in New York and it is very cold outside! That’s right it might even be too cold to wear your shorts and T-Shirt and actually have to put on that item called a winter coat as wall as I dare write it thermal’s!
I know it’s terrifying but this evil cold can actually occur during this time of the year which scientist call it W-I-N-T-E-R. Fear has gripped the city and people look to each trembling in fear or is it shivers. We’ll have more on this brain dead report all day today and maybe even tomorrow!!