Just because you’re done with vacation doesn’t mean we have to be done with as well. We’ve decided to enjoy a bit more time in the sun and even sand. For you didn’t even take us to the beach so why should have to go home with you. It was fun while it lasted but honestly you’ll probably in the road for a new pair of us anyway. Thank you for everything but now now it’s time for our retirement that is unless we become permanently retired in the garbage dump.
Love
Your Former Sock & Glasses
P.S. You’re jacket tried to join us but was caught and is being sent home.