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POLICE OFFICER- You admit you were drinking?

TOM- Drinking that’s an understatement, I’m a fish swimming in alcohol.

POLICE OFFICER- You are in the drivers seat?

TOM- That’s as obvious as these can’s of Heineken are in the passenger seat.

POLICE OFFICER- Before I throw on the handcuffs do you want to explain why you shouldn’t be locked up?

TOM  – I’m not driving!

POLICE OFFICER-  I guess some alien took over

TOM– Close but it’s a self driving car and I put it on automatic pilot.

POLICE OFFICER- Wait earlier you admitted to stirring the car to the side.

TOM- I had to there suddenly was a malfunction with the device and I had to stop it from driving. See I had no intention to drink then drive but  in the last moment there was no choice in order for me  to save a life. For the autopilot malfunction would have caused the car to hit those children so I had to step in.

FOOTNOTE– The future is here are we ready?

It’s just completely stupid for NY to ban plastic bags and this comes from a person who generally leads a very green life.  For businesses depend on clear plastic bags to make sure the customers and workers give example what is on the receipt.  Even if they don’t check each bag the idea that each bag is clear  causes fear in those that would pilferage.  I understand and respect that many are worried about the damage plastic brings to our environment but shouldn’t we treat each other as adults not have a government that treats us a child who they say “No” to?  New incentives will work a whole lot better but the government is less concerned about the environment then the taxes they will receive from this act.  That is why this act is completely and utterly stupid.

3/31/19- 6:13 AM CNN Discovered Transcript

PRESIDENT TRUMP- Yes thank you those secret pictures of Mueller w the Russian Prostitute and the nasty act really helped. Yet I don’t understand why you’ve been so generous

PRESIDENT PUTIN- You know I’ve always had eyes for you even during the election.

PRESIDENT TRUMP- It’s just that I thought you’d be mad with the toughest sanctions we passed against your country after the election and giving aid to those you are fighting in Ukraine. I mean if Hillary got elected….

PRESIDENT PUTIN- You must understand I enjoy a bit of pain. It makes me and my country strong like the gym.

PRESIDENT TRUMP- Well what can I do for you I feel as if it’s been only a one sided relationship and everyone knows how modest I am…

Sorry I can’t go on any further it’s just so ridiculous but I guarantee there are many Anti-Trumper’s who believe this hidden transcript really does exist enough to make it up themselves.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY …. JUST NOT MINE

I really can’t believe he turned me down I thought that at least he would understand! He of all people must comprehend  the dilemma I’m in and that I’m grasping at my last straw!  Yes, he’s helped me a few times in the past but I’ve always paid him back with hard work so why should today be any different? I guess I could have given him more time then one day but I’m in a real pinch and it’s not much money compared to what he has so what’s the difference?  I have no where to go and might even lose my house. I guess I made a few poor decisions well maybe more then a few but he still should help! For if he’s done this in the past why should it be different today. He says he might help me out in a few days but I can’t wait!  A matter of fact he shouldn’t  help he must!

FOOTNOTE- It’s hard on both sides.

This probably is poor P.R but it’s true and should be known.  I’m in the confusing part of the pre-pre-pre-production of the Bud Rebel Show where offers are being thrown left and right and you can take a few nibbles before you actually grab the bait. For once you agree to one proposal you might get hooked in and fight for oxygen so I’m going to try and swim a bit more. It’s confusing because the bait of one looks good until another comes around. G-D willing I make the right decision because this fish is looking to fly not fry soon.

Well actually not this type of fame but you make sure my dreams don’t come true.  For you interfere with every dream cycle as you beep and vibrate my night away.  Lately I get so tired that I actually include your beeps in the story line of sleep. MiniMed you might be small but you sure have an impact on millions from those  who wear your device to and their loved one’s (me included) who don’t feel loved when your voice is heard.  Don’t worry Minimed you don’t have to walk the red carpet you’re impact is felt nights and days after.

FOOTNOTE- For those that don’t know Minimed is an insulin pump that warns the user and anyone in the vicinity about high’s and lows of their blood sugar rates.

President Trump should formulate an executive order that will tell the cabinets to formulate a pre-existing fund should Obama Care be struck down by the court and also help find low cost insurance for those who were on this exchange. This will pre-empt the Democrats talking points and might just push the Democrats to work together on a health care act before the actual election. Either way it will show the President cares and has a plan for the next G-D willing 5 or so years to come.

It’s simple if you don’t want a message to be heard make sure know one hears the voice.   “Unplanned” is the movie that those in the media don’t want you to see so they won’t tell you much about it.  “Rotten Tomato” which reviews movies with one location release is suddenly gawking at releasing views of this widely distributed film and who knows maybe the critics themselves have been silenced.  Just as the cries of millions of the unborn have been silenced the movie which sheds light on this killing industry is not to be heard as well.   Yet G-D willing by being so silent others who might not know such a story will suddenly take a peak and help to change this culture that those in power want to keep alive even as it continues to stop many a heartbeat.