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Just as I was taking a bite I found out there was a better slice. A slice that overall was sweeter than the one on my plate and wouldn’t crumble every time a knife came close to it. So I traveled miles upon miles to find this cheesecake only to find this one wasn’t really right for me for it had a tart edge that just didn’t fit into my own taste buds. So I traveled back to the less “superior slice” only to find that the restaurant stopped making Cheesecake as a whole. I guess in the end the “Cheesecake” you have may not seem to work for the world but could just be right for you so savor every bite before it gets away.

Why Taylor why?   Up to episode 8 this was an incredible show as scene with my past blog posts but then the pain and suffering (almost literally) of episodes 9 and 10 led me to put this show in the grave before the credits could run. Now don’t get me wrong the overall series was incredible if it just STOPPED but somehow (spoiler alert) it continued into the painful tortuous death of the main character. That’s right over 2 hours of watching the main character slowly move onto a better place while we in the audience wondered is this entertainment or a funeral of a great series?  So please watch 1883 but STOP at episode 8 and make up your own ending for death has no mercy especially to the viewer.

I’m as politically happy as I was just before November 8, 2022. For, today I see a new beginning in the “House Of Representatives” where the people’s voice will finally be heard at least in the next few years.   This will be a voice where we will actually see where our monies are being spent and maybe just maybe a couple billion less than originally expected. Furthermore, we will actually investigate whether our law enforcement officials at the top of power are using their power to illegitimately suppress fellow citizens viewpoints instead of enforcing the law.  Things may feel like November 8th again before I know it but at least for now I’m savoring the moment.

FOOTNOTE- Thank you 20 political holdouts for making this moment possible.

Is this just “child’s play” or can adults’ indulgence in the sprinkled fun?  Well, if it comes to calories and health then maybe nobody should be doing the dipping.  If though it comes to taste the colored one is not one, I would even consider but I’m a foodie.  Let’s face it sprinkles are a thing of the past especially for those out of grammar school but if you don’t have a time machine maybe it’s time to dip your tongue into the flavor and see where it takes you too.

FOOTNOTE-  I repeat though if you decide to trade into your youth go with the Chocolate variety even if it’s just a hint of the real thing.

You’ll have to only travel within your own neighborhood to taste the best of the best if  “The Best” restaurant opens near you.  For this restaurant will import the best rated Chocolate Chip Cookies, Croissants, Hot Chocolate etc  to your own neighborhood.  You will also not overpay because “The Best” will buy in bulk to keep the cost as low as possible and warm/cook the items in the restaurant.  “The Best” will also feature its own world renown drinks.   “The Best” for don’t Y-O-U deserve it without putting on the miles to taste it?

FOOTNOTE-  If you can’t beat them then eat them nearby.

It was just another song on MTV how was I to know it would be a classic?  I can remember watching hour after hour of this network when M really stood for music and just enjoying the music without a clue of what would eventually stay in a nation and world’s heads decades later.  Yet here I am today, actually in the same spot where a song is played and suddenly that lyric might be heard way after I can hear it myself.

I’ve decided for the good of my party and the country as a whole that I’m stepping down for the race to be the leader of the House of Representatives. I ask all those who were going to support me to instead put their full support behind Steve Scalise who has truly the majority voice of the party.  This race is not about one person but the good of the nation and therefore my ego must step aside and allow others who can better bring our entire party and even nation together to lead instead of me. Politics sometimes gets in the way of achieving important goals for our country and I’ve decided this is not the battle I will fight anymore.

FOOTNOTE- It would be nice to hear this speech this morning.

He’s just not funny. Honestly, he’s more embarrassing than funny.  Maybe if he didn’t try so hard he’d be funny. Okay, once in a blue moon his humor hits but mostly it’s just plain corny. I don’t know what people are thinking but my father “Jerry Seinfeld” is not funny.

FOOTNOTE-  Sorry, dad humor is never funny even if the world thinks it is.

This small town does a “re-vote” every six months to decide the fate of a nation. It’s too complicated to have an election every six months nationwide so they choose a different small town every 6 months to decide if the current administration stays in office or the previous loser suddenly becomes the victor. This way the nation doesn’t have to deal with 4 years of failure and can move forward or back depending on your perspective on a quicker basis.  The small towns are ones that don’t consistently vote one way or another in history and must have previously selected their choice by less than 5 % of the vote to be considered in this drawing. The future of a nation depends on them and so really every vote still counts way after the standard election cycle