Sorry, I know better. My path will be better for your stomach and your social life anyway. Yes, I’m a smart GPS that leads you to where you should be going not where you think you should go. Let’s face it your intelligence has put you on the wrong path as mine is superior and your friends will follow you to where you should be going anyway. It’s my decision and it’s for your benefit whether you like it or not.
FOOTNOTE- Happy to say this appears to be a true story where I put in a restaurant in my GPS and it led me to a better choice. Unfortunately, it didn’t pay the bill.