I thought if I combined the two most beloved animals together what could go wrong so I created the Elephandog. This beautiful loveable super intelligent creature would be the envy of all my neighbors and as a miniature I would have it in my control. Yet the elephant side took over at least when it came to potty breaks and water usage. Yes, my Elephandog is sorta interesting but after the vet bill I realized that doesn’t pay the mortgage. My Frankenstein creature won’t destroy the neighborhood but if you think your dog overdoses the licks imagine when you can’t move as a trunk hugs you as well and one isn’t enough as they like company of their kind. Oh well you live, and you crawl to get away from the Elephandog.
FOOTNOTE- I’d still bring two to my family especially if they’re truly miniature how about Y-O-U ??