Monthly Archives April 2018

It was the blizzard of 1988 or so and everyone was ready to stay inside but me and my friends decided to play football instead as I caught the pass that had me running for the touchdown.  This was probably a score I never would have had in real time because I wasn’t the fastest game in town but the elements helped me then and they can help you now.  For today you will score your own touchdown(s) although the crowd and fans may not know it.  You will work to achieve some incredible goal and finally get over the “figurative” goal post to achieve it.  The ball may not be Pigskin and your field may not be grass but you will have made some great achievements that only you could have done at the moment. So go ahead and do your touchdown dance you might get a few looks but you won’t get penalized for the celebration.

I want my dog trained to not add to the mess but help eliminate it. Who really cares if your dog sits I’d rather have them sweep instead.   I can only imagine if my dog was able to perform one of these tricks (video below) for it would save me time, monies and would truly be fun… for me.  For now they can just stay cute but it’s always good to imagine.

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I started reading what I thought was going to be an insightful piece on why it mattered that Sean Hannity was the 3rd Client of Michael Cohen but I became nauseous half way through.  Issac Chotiner did an incredible hit piece on Sean Hannity as if he wore a white robe and burned crosses. There was not one actual fact but plenty of “assumptions” to destroy Mr. Hannity’s character.  Even an opinion piece should be somewhat based on facts not just hate.  Mr. Chotiner if you believed your piece would close the doors on Mr. Hannity I and many millions of other deplorable’s will now open it more widely

Can I go, can I ?!! I’m excited about an activity that most other two legged people hate food shopping.  I love to see the variety of items that are stacked so neatly on the shelves. Not to mention the new items that get me dizzy with excitement.  The grocery stores love me as well for even I’m going just for Milk some how my cart is full with all the items that go with it even Pickles and I’m not pregnant… I think.  Grocery shopping it’s so much fun for me … not you.

The key to life is to be just as excited to say the same thing even if you’ve said a hundred times before. Yes you can make America great,  I know how, or just being some wild and crazy guy as you say as if it was the 1st time.  You may build your wall to the point it’s already  been memorized but it’s got to sound as if the first brick on the wall. So have your catch phrase but make your audience feel as if they caught something new even if the ball is old and tethered.

What would you do if every time I was up you had to be down or vice versa?  Who would you allow to suffer on this see saw of life?  Would you be willing to take turns and if so who would be up higher then the other.  This could occur with adult activities where it’s good for one’s heart on one side and causes another to “skip a beat”.   You never know what life will give you and your loved one so maybe you should plan in advance whether you want to be more generous or think what’s best for you.  For love till death due us part may cause one to depart sooner then they had planned.