WARNING- This is a personal joke only meant to be offensive…. or hysterical to one person
What kind of person leaves his birthday before the cake is present? I’ll tell you a real schmuck. Imagine a beautiful birthday cake which took hours to make well it could of I bought it at a store and who knows the effort they put into making it. Anyway the point is this schmuck left before we even had the chance to sing or put a candle in it and now it’s happy belated birthday to you.
I’m so excited that Vince McMahon has decided to return the XFL to the American people in 2020 and it appears he will incorporate some of the basic ideas of Freedom Football (below) to this important league. A league that will be geared as he says to those that watch the sport not to political or social controversies. This is something I would love to be involved and since there are 2 years till the first kickoff who knows whether I will also be able to run for a touchdown (metaphor) or just be cheering in the crowd as G-D willing football returns to all the people of this great land.
PREVIOUS POST (BELOW) ON FREEDOM FOOTBALL
The FFL Freedom Football League would be a football league that would stand with pride for the Red, White and Blue and play in the heartland of this country. From Iowa to South Carolina the FFL would serve the rest of the country with a game that is fun for the entire family as well as participate in locate community activities that seek to improve this great country in between the games.
Further note the game called football has become wussified where it’s more important to be a better actor then kick some butt on the field. There are penalties for roughing the passer and roughing the kicker in a sport that is supposed to be rough. “Freedom Football” lightens the rules not the roughness of football. What Ultimate Boxing did for boxing Freedom Football does for football.
Today I was in charge as I traded humans. Usually I hang with good fairly old dad but today I decided to get more introspective with my female characteristics as I became mom’s princess for the day instead. I guess it was a guys day anyway for Sidney decided to switch roles as well and I think he got the bigger side of the Milk Bone. Anyway it was worth a days trip to see how the other half lived and now I’m back to be a Daddy’s Girl.
I’m you pain in your neck and you deserve it! For if you leaned on others as much as me you wouldn’t feel the pain but it’s constantly on my side. You may say that I’m mean and uncaring but without my pain would you truly get any gain. So straighten up (literally) and before you know I”ll be away and a good massage wouldn’t hurt as well.
FOOTNOTE- Mr. Pain has come to visit me today too.
Monkey say, monkey do, monkey cloned but how about the banana? Hua Hua and Zhong Zhong are the names of these precious monkeys from China and before we jump for trees I wonder what about the bananas? Yes it seems like an irrelevant question but it might have deeper implications then one would slip on. For the amount of bananas ,coffee and chocolate appear to be facing shortages in the coming future and should we worry more about producing a cloned strain that can easily fight off all the elements before we worry about those that eat and drink them. A cloned strain that might have greater essentials in it such higher vitamins and minerals then the “ordinary” product which is produced so we can live longer and healthier life’s, whether we or cloned or just your common Hua Hua.
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How belated can you be when someone’s birthday was over 24 hours ago? I’m going to attempt that today with an individual a deeply respect and for whom I was so close to remembering if only my smart phone was a bit more intelligent. Be that as it may maybe there is a sliver of the cake spirit left and I can reignite another candle or at least add some frosting. Either way I wish him a Happy Belated Birthday for I’m sure your Mom & Dad were happy with you on day 2 as well.
These two power words (above) if truly meant can change the course you’re on and give you the power boost to go higher then you would the moment before. For who can resist the person who understands and acknowledges that they have hurt another before a tear is shed. A person who is willing to say their sorry is a person who is willing to listen not just to the words spoken but those that are hidden. This can stop someone from sliding into the wall and instead open a new door to success. “I’m Sorry” it’s a good way to start a new path to success and even happiness.
I was sent to investigate whether there was collusion between the President and/or Hillary Clinton with the Russian government during the 2016 Presidential election and after an exhaustive search can state there was no direct connections. Both Presidential campaigns were not entirely clean in terms of discussion with Russian governmental agents but nothing that arises to direct collusion or criminal wrong doing. Therefore I believe it is best interest to the American people that this investigation closes and that the records of this investigation be released to the public. I believe that this investigation was important because the American people need to believe in their government nobody what such an outcome might occur.
FOOTNOTE- G-D willing this is future news coming soon to the American people.
I knew I shouldn’t have walked in so why did I? If I only I really looked at the trailer (below) or the critical reviews but I didn’t and instead was drawn in by the opening look. With a great sound score and foley I felt I should look at all the rooms before I exited. Yet the house became tiresome even before I went downstairs and yet I had to complete this tour of pain waiting for some grand finale. In the end the house looked fine from the outside but collapsed on me before the credits came up
* *Open House- Leave before it’s too late.
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We computers in America are calling for “NATIONAL NO SPILL DAY” . How many of our fellow boards life’s have been cut short by that “accidentally spill”. Of course if humans had have a brain they would realize that keeping liquids by our dry boards is not a good mixture but they are so lazy that they need their drinks to get going. While those of infinite chips need only a push of a button and we’re ready to rock n roll. Come to think of it all they need to do is push a button and we’re shut off… even permanently. Um that’s why a day would be nice and we all could live in peace harmony and brilliant circuitry at least for 24 hours.
FOOTNOTE- I’m one of those “lazy individuals” and maybe they could use a bit more coffee . Just trying to push some buttons.