WARNING- This is a personal joke only meant to be offensive…. or hysterical to one person
What kind of person leaves his birthday before the cake is present? I’ll tell you a real schmuck. Imagine a beautiful birthday cake which took hours to make well it could of I bought it at a store and who knows the effort they put into making it. Anyway the point is this schmuck left before we even had the chance to sing or put a candle in it and now it’s happy belated birthday to you.