Monthly Archives September 2017

WARNING- This blog post won’t be covered by the main street media probably the picture (below) will be censored as well.

The fix was in that FBI Director was not going to seek a real investigation of Hillary Clinton in April even though he continued the charade of an investigation till July and the main street press doesn’t want you to know about it.  For if they don’t cover it then it must not exist even if it’s clearly written on the FBI Directors notepad.  James Comey was sketching a letter of dismissal of all accusations against Hillary Clinton in April way before he interviewed Hillary Clinton or any of the key people who would be in the know.   Does it smell as if the fish was left out on the table for a month or so, sure but the American people don’t need to know let’s instead move back onto the fake Russian investigation. When will the press get the story right and truly cover all the news that’s fit to print not just the news that fits their beliefs?

As I explore various marketing techniques on how ideas/products spread let’s face it Coca Cola has it in the bag.  For while brands and ideas hit certain segments of a population (rich,poor, cool, hipster, etc) Coca Cola has universal appeal and has kept it for generations. While other ideas and brands will fall out as they expand into other groups Coca Cola still holds onto that universal love. For some reason this product is loved universally not just for it’s taste but probably the fun of it.  Of course as people drink and eat healthier less people might grab a soft drink in the 1st place but when they do you know it’s a Coke and it will “make you smile for it’s the real thing”.  I can still “taste the feeling”.

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Amazon, Google even Apple need us “the thoroughly confused”. Those individuals who still don’t know how to set up there DVD player or what is Wifi anyway?  While they hire the technical geniuses to develop new technologies they need us everyday people to find out whether we will be able to figure out how to turn them on or off and if we’ll take the time/effort to learn. They can continue to perfect their Alexa and Siri but unless we know the difference between “Ok Google” and “Alexa” we’ll just turn to a record and turn on our own switches.

FOOTNOTE- For those of the “newer generation” a record is a plastic circular item which you have to put on another player and wait maybe up to an hour to listen to the song you want to hear.

INTERVIEWER- I’d like to get to know you better.

INTERVIEWEE SUB- Really why now?

INTERVIEWER- Well you’ve always been in my mind.

 INTERVIEWEE SUB– When was the last time you actually listened to me?

INTERVIEWER-  I definitely remember the time you had me go to that party and all hell broke lose it…..

   INTERVIEWEE CON- Yeah he almost got you put in jail.

INTERVIEWEE SUB- Who invited you to this discussion you’re so lame.

 INTERVIEWEE CON- I’m just logical and practical. 

INTERVIEWEE SUB-  You’re just boring or should I say F lame…

 INTERVIEWEE CON- If he listened to you he’d be in jail.  

INTERVIEWEE SUB- Are you serious he’d never caught and he would live for a change instead of you keeping him trapped.

INTERVIEWEE – This is why I’m so conflicted you never  get along even in my own my mind.

You have probably committed a chocolate crime so let me give you this one warning before your sentence. It is a crime to chew on chocolate that is 85% or more cocoa and more importantly it is  a criminal act  against your own taste buds. Now we could lock you up for such an action but would that really fit the crime. The next time you are caught in such an act you will be forced to eat only Milk Chocolate for one week straight. Yes I know it’s severe but once you’ve tasted these consequences you’ll be forced to reform and you and your taste buds will truly never repeat such an offense again.

Today I want you to take the sarcasm you receive as if the people really believed their words.  When they say “tell me more” in their sarcastic tone actually tell them more. If they start laughing with a crude expression make sure you continue to tell them jokes. Pretend as if you don’t pick up their sarcasm so they’ll either have to stop or take it to a whole new level for you to “notice”.  Sometimes the best sarcastic reaction is to act like it’s never occurred at all and then you can actually be the last one laughing.

Wait a football who was blacklisted?  Are the fans of Colin Kaepernick actually complaining that he was blacklisted for taking a stance while we know Tim Teebow was blacklisted for taking a knee.  Kaepernick might have decent numbers playing the game in scrimmage but Teebow took the Denver Bronco’s to the playoffs and then was basically sidelined by the Jets after which no team would pick up his contract. Let us remember Tim Teebow proved he could play that game and still pray about it which the later appeared to be a dis qualifier for the NFL even though he brought in a great deal of revenue, while Colin’s insult to the American people actually hurt the NFL as less people watched the game.  If your in the business world and someone makes you $$’s you should keep him on your payroll therefore we can clearly see that Tim Teebow is the one being blacklisted.  Hopefully a higher authority can see that and give him the 2nd chance he deserves.