“SNIFF VITAMINS/ENERGY” will put immediate vitamins and energy in your blood system faster and with more thrust then almost any other (except pointed) way. By sniffing your vitamins/energy you will insure that they are properly digested in your system rather then a port a potty. SNIFF VITAMINS/ENERGY because time is a moving and your body needs that quick efficient star.
Before you peel yourself off on the wrong side of the bed why don’t you check this list (below) in your head and see if you will jump up instead.
(1) ALIVE- If you’re still alive today you’re probably better off then some who are sleeping for eternity.
(2) FREE- It might not appear to be that case but remember you set the alarm and can snooze through without literally being killed… (I hope)
(3) FRIENDS & FAMILY- G-D willing they can check the top two points this morning.
(4) PEACE- Kumbaya might not be your families morning song but it’s probably not bombs and gun shots.
(5) SUSTENANCE- You probably didn’t wake up in the Trump Towers but at least you didn’t wake up in the middle of a jungle looking as a delicious meal to Simba.
(6) PROBLEMS- That’s right you’re morning is up to some challenges but with your good new morning spirit you have the creativity and drive to solve them or at least another pillow to get some sleep.
I believe you should vote for Donald Trump because he will make the best President of the four candidates (policies, leadership, sincerity, business skills, populist, no attachments etc) that are running but I’ll take your vote in favor of him for any reason including the following (below). They might not be the most brilliant reasons yet there better reasons then for some of the sports team I support … or maybe the same reason.
(1) HAIR- After 4 years you’ll be able to determine if Donald Trump’s hair is real for if it doesn’t turn a bit gray you must acquit.
(2) SEAN HANNITY & CONSERVATIVE MEDIA = What will the conservative media have to rant about when their person is in charge vs how bad will the liberal media make the U.S and world appear.
(3) WHITE HOUSE – Come on even if your the biggest Hillary Clinton supporter you’ve got to admit the White House decorations will be a bit more opulent and interesting if Donald J Trump enters the White House.
(4) TRUMP STOCK- Investments will change with a Trump administration enabling you to get higher interest on your CD’s from .0001 and buying a few shares in a stock with a Trump in their name.
(5) KOSHER FOOD- With Ivanka and her husband visiting the White House on a regular basis they’ll have to be some Kosher food on the menu.
(6) TALLER- Donald Trump is 6’2 while Hillary Clinton is 5’6″ and they say nobody likes “Short People”. … hey wait I’m short. Donald Trump is also heavier then Hillary Clinton by about 60 lbs and with his love of fast food.
I conclude my case for dumb reasons to vote for Donald Trump but please add your own in the same vain.
Have you ever felt that you were moving in the right direction until that one grain of sand stuck in your eye? In the scheme of things it really means nothing but to the person who brings it up to you it feels as if they’re sticking a knife slowly in your back. Whether it’s your perception or reality it really doesn’t matter because it hurts. Then it’s time to run back to your beach and take a moment to put your toes in the sand for everything is truly going to be all right one grain at a time.
Tonight I took a class in the “Art Of Networking” taught by the talented Natasha M. Nurse not because I can’t paint but because sometimes I might use the wrong colors or put them in the wrong pattern. I’m generally an extrovert but sometimes I speak in broad strokes for I fear that getting to the point will only lead me to throw the whole painting away. Yet mistakes can lead to a beautiful painting that one has never thought of in the past and so may the network skills I develop lead to artwork that truly shows the world who I really am.
People say you have a resemblance to a “STAR”; wouldn’t it be great if you could live their life for one day as well and they live yours? On “CELEBRITY SWITCH” those dreams and nightmares would come to reality as you and your celebrity twin will make that one day switch. Of course a bit of makeup and voice work including fake sore throats will help that vision appear a bit more “real” to those in your worlds. Can a celebrity deal with the real blue collar world and can you really be their replacement. CELEBRITY SWITCH because if you fit the role … take it at least for 24 hours.
While many business executives take their baby from concept to financial success they too often leave one baby behind. For time is something that you can’t expand on and when the years are spent with one the other can often be left on their own. Leaving a child who has everything feeling as if they have nothing but the mink on their back. That is why you might find many a wealthy son or daughter with the lack of self confidence or worth that might easily be found with those of lesser means. It may not seem like much to those who are struggling to pay for their child’s one coat but when it’s cold inside it’s much warmer to have a parents arms around you rather then any warmth that coat can bring.
When a man of faith takes a path to strip joint he meets the woman of his dreams or nightmares that will change his life. John a faithful driven man who takes care of his disabled wife takes a paternal interest in Jessica a stripper that opens his eyes in ways he never would have imagined. While Jessica walks the tight pole between light and darkness herself. Discover their path on Saint and Slut a series right now just in my mind but could move to a television screen near you.
Whether your cell phone is beyond repair or it’s down to it’s last bit of battery life the EMERGENCY PHONE STATION will be your rescue. At these stations you will not only be able to charge your phone but not miss a text or phone message in between because a loaner will be available (at a small fee) that will forward your calls and messages. You’ll also receive a text message when your phone is completely charged so you don’t have to sit around for hours. If a more serious problem occurs with your cell and the phone company is giving you the round about with your contract when your time is pressing then come to EMERGENCY PHONE STATION and pick up a loaner for a small fee and your messages and texts will come straight to this new phone. The loaner phones may not be the fanciest on the market but you will be able to send and receive messages and even get those important emails (for an additional fee). EMERGENCY PHONE STATIONS will be located in various different locations and will be completely automated so the process will be easy to install in almost any store. Its time your cell phone emergencies are put on hold and the EMERGENCY PHONE STATION will have just that button to insure this occurs.
There will be signs if those in power conclude by mid October that it appears Donald Trump will be our next President. Here are just a few I believe you should be looking out for.
STOCK MARKET- There will be a downward trend in the stock market as “financial experts” believe a Trump administration will favor raising the rates to a realistic norm and other investment opportunities will arise such as in Gold & Real Estate. Stocks in energy and banking will buck this trend and start to rise.
MEDIA- Fair & Balance instead of advocacy media will start to prevail because nobody wants to back the losing candidate. There will actually be some positive stories on Donald Trump in the liberal media yet an out effort before November will be put in full force.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION- Fear of a Trump administration enforcement of laws will have many undocumented workers leave the country before he even takes office in January creating a shortage of workers in the restaurant and agriculture areas of business.
ENTERTAINMENT- Movies and T.V series will be rushed into production dealing with the U.S becoming a dictatorship.
SPORTS- The Met’s will win the World Series. I just figured I’d add this to the mix.