Dumb Reasons Vote Trump

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I believe you should vote for Donald Trump because he will make the best President of the four candidates (policies, leadership, sincerity, business skills, populist, no attachments etc) that are running but I’ll take your vote in favor of him for any reason including the following (below).  They might not be the most brilliant reasons yet there better reasons then for some  of the sports team I support … or maybe the same reason.

(1) HAIR-  After 4 years you’ll be able to determine if Donald Trump’s hair is real for if it doesn’t turn a bit gray you must acquit.

(2) SEAN HANNITY & CONSERVATIVE MEDIA = What will the conservative media have to rant about when their person is in charge vs how bad will the liberal media make the U.S and world appear.

(3) WHITE HOUSE – Come on even if your the biggest Hillary Clinton supporter you’ve got to admit the White House decorations will be a bit more opulent and interesting if Donald J Trump enters the White House. 

(4) TRUMP STOCK-  Investments will change with a Trump administration enabling you to get higher interest on your CD’s from .0001 and buying a few shares in a stock with a Trump in their name. 

(5) KOSHER FOOD-  With Ivanka and her husband visiting the White House on a regular basis they’ll have to be some Kosher food on the menu.

(6) TALLER-  Donald Trump is 6’2 while Hillary Clinton is 5’6″ and they say nobody likes “Short  People”. … hey wait I’m short.  Donald Trump is also heavier then Hillary Clinton by about 60 lbs and with his love of fast food. 

I conclude my case for dumb reasons to vote for Donald Trump but please add your own in the same vain.

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