If I ran Ted Cruz’s NY campaign I would have agreed to his visit to the Matzah Factory but that would have been only one stop along his NY journey to victory (or close to it). Here are several of the other stops I’d be making. Please feel free to share with the Cruz campaign.
(1) Buffalo NY – Anchor Bar- for some of their world famous Chicken Wings. Visit some of the closed factories and make a statement how Liberal NY political values close this place down.
(2) Syracuse NY- Catch one of the Orangeman/woman big games.
(3) Go to Carnegie Deli and have one of their Pastrami Sandwiches and knishes. Make a joke how this might go against former Mayor Bloomberg’s NY Values.
(4) Take a horse and Buggy ride in Central Park drinking a Seven 11 32 oz Slurpy and state how this goes against the current and former Mayor’s values.
(5) Visit Rockland Bakery and talk to the owners on how the new $15 minimum wage is going to hurt opportunities for the disadvantaged.
(6) Walk through MOMA or Guggenheim museum for a time of reflection.
(7) Visit a minor league baseball game in upstate NY and drink a beer and hot dog.
(8) Have a slice of Di Fara’s Pizza in Bkyln and don’t use a fork or knife.