I’m sorry Blobfish if I hurt your feelings but next time smile when they take your picture.
Survey conducted from Buzzfeed.org
13
September
12
September
Just plain hysterical but I’ve seen the Kool Aid
Click this video because President Obama wants you
Guaranteed to make you laugh or cry depending if you already drank the Kool-Aid.
11
September
And you thought you were a bird lover
Click to see pictures of a bird lover that takes the cake and the candles
Compliments of buzzfeed.com
10
September
A big oops
Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn’t Loaded, Ends Up Shooting Her Instead
From Gawker.com
An attempt to show his wife that a gun brought into their home by a friend wasn’t loaded went terribly awry for one Vermont man who ended up shooting his wife in the legs.
Authorities in Windsor say Matthew Coleman, 37, had brought the 9mm handgun into the couple’s bedroom for safekeeping out of concern that children in the house might play with it.
When his wife, Dorthea, asked him if the gun was loaded, Coleman assured her it wasn’t, and demonstrated by pulling the trigger.
The gun went off, and a bullet struck Dorthea in one leg and exited through the other.
Emergency services were called to the scene, and Dorthea was rushed to a nearby hospital. She was conscious and alert at the time.
Police officers subsequently arrested Coleman and charged him with simple assault with a deadly weapon.
The county’s Deputy State’s Attorney David Cahill said Coleman avoided a harsher charge of aggravated assault because he failed to demonstrate “extreme indifference to human life.”
“Simply put, the state has charged Mr. Coleman for making a tragic, easily avoidable mistake,” Cahill told reporters.
Coleman pleaded innocent just the same.
10
September
10
September
10
September
Taking a political stance against myself
I realize that the political positions I’ve taken truly don’t effect my individual life but those positions might actually hurt me (financially). When the government wastes/spends more monies it usually results in more business for my company. My customers seem happy with the President’s policies and that happiness means more business for our company. Even when taxes are increased my accountant can usually find some legal loophole to insure that I don’t pay that increase or even get additional cuts. So why should I care who is truly elected?
It is because I consider myself part of a community that is suffering. A community that is suffering with part-time jobs instead of full-time jobs. A community that has less monies and time to spend for their children. This community could be blossoming and growing but today it dwindles and suffers. Yet what is most confusing is that those who are suffering the most from these policy decisions can be seen as some of the biggest supporters of the policy. I guess the politicians have figured out it’s not actually what you have or want but what they make you perceive you should have or want. So in conclusion even if I’m the last man/woman standing I will stand up for the policies that help the community even if it might hurt me personally and they don’t see it that way. Boy I’m getting a headache just thinking about this.
08
September
Bills vs Patriots- How to lose a game
It’s amazing that the coaching staff of Buffalo ignored their momentum late in the 4th quarter by going the conservative route. This enabled New England to get the ball back with 4 minutes on the clock. These are the New England Patriots if you want to win you must be unpredictable every minute of the game especially during the end. It might also be because my daughter moved the computer within the last minutes of the game.
08
September
Can I just shut up!
Why do I have to speak so soon? Why can’t I just shut up until I see a fat lady? I’m going to need to get some oxygen before this game ends. These are the Patriots they almost always hurt me.
07
September