Siesta Centers

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Sleeping 1  sleeping 2

You work day after day without a break isn’t it time for a SIESTA CENTER. At these locations you’ll get the perfect hour, two etc of rest with the top of the line mattress, pillow, sheets and lightning to ensure it’s restful. SIESTA CENTERS will also provide the perfect nutrition to help you fall asleep and get going after your rest (for a nominal fee). They can also monitor your sleep and provide a more tranquil way to wake up once your time limit(which you choose) has expired .  Additional extra’s will be a shower and massage service to insure that the experience is a perfect dream.  Yet SIESTA CENTERS don’t have to end when you leave since all the supplies you used during this wonderful visit can be purchased and sent directly to your home.  Your dream can come true if SIESTA CENTERS become a reality.

Mom/Dad- Match

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Mom and Son Dad and daughter

Today too many people are being brought up and living their lives without the love of a mom and/or dad that is where MOM/DAD-MATCH comes in.  For in this judgement free zone we will find that  Mom/Dad that fills this void in your life. It works as many match services does and helps provide the nurturing, support, advise and guidance that can only come from those with years of experience and training. You can choose different services at this website from a deeper investigation to a certified trained individual and all for a reasonable price.  MOM/DAD-MATCH now you don’t have to be alone for the special days in the year and for those tough times as well.

One Fabric Store

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cotton   wool

“ONE FABRIC STORES” will be clothing stores that will not only segregate clothes according to size but fabric. When you go down the “Cotton” aisle all the clothes in that area will be made with 100% of that fabric and vice versa when it comes to the “Wool” aisle. This is a store where you simply having to visit and feel the difference in the clothes that are most comfortable for your own body.  “ONE FABRIC STORES” where you will actually find the fabric of your life.

Silk

The Truth Text

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texting

Sometimes you can’t find the right words together to say exactly what you need to say, in such times THE TRUTH TEXT will arrive just in time.  Call the 1-800 number and answer a few questions related to how you feel and we’ll deliver those right words right to your phone, so you’re text message will hit your recipients heart and soul. Our professional staff has the writing and psychology training to make sure we deliver that special message.  If you’re unsatisfied with the text respond no and we’ll send you an alternate version. “THE TRUTH TEXT” will receive income through the “ads” you will listen to as the text is being prepared and other waiting periods. You also will receive an add to your phone along with the special “Truth Text”.  A text is a terrible thing to waste, it’s therefore time  for  “THE TRUTH TEXT”.

Wacky Loaf

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Unusal bread    ususal bread 2

If your bread has become a bit “stale” with the usual taste it’s time for a “WACKY LOAF” where ever slice has (or two) has a unique flavor that stands our among your taste buds. There would  be flavors such  “Banana Cinnamon Raisin” and ” Fearfully Spicy to the Core”  that would leave the other loafs white with fear.   Of course your “WACKY LOAF” would be sold at a premium price but this loaf would be well worth it taste in bread.

END OF LOAF

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End of Loaf of Bread

A+

MIDDLE OF LOAF

B+

“END OF LOAF” or “IN THE MIDDLE”  will be the only loafs of bread that will feature  pieces of bread in category A or category B exclusively.  If you’re an end of loafer such as me then you will chose the loaf made up of entirely of category A while the rest of the world can continue to digest their middle of the road through loafs of bread made up entirely of category B.  Of coarse  “END OF LIFE” will be a premium product because there is a lower supply of such but we who love this piece of bread will pay a bit more for getting exactly the piece we were looking for.  There also will be loaf’s made up of a selection of a variety types of bread (Cinnamon Raisin, Pumpernickel, Sour Dough etc) so you can buy one loaf that contains the variety of flavors your entire family and/or taste buds desire. It’s time that the loaf of bread moves to the modern era and with “END OF LOAF” or “IN THE MIDDLE” it certainly will.

Rent a Bitch

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Bitch

You’re to nice a guy and they’re walking over you as if you were a place mat, then it’s time to “RENT A BITCH”. This service will provide you with just the woman to get the job done for a man probably wouldn’t get a way with what you want to accomplish. “RENT A BITCH” will give  you the strength to say no or even yes when you are afraid to make the decisions you need to make.  It’s time that you get what you deserve and this service would give you the strength to make sure it occurs.

Popularity – Promoter

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Popular crowd 1 local rock band

You have the product or service that is great but nobody knows it exists and you don’t have the $’s to pay Beyonce or Sam Hunt to promote it then you need  ” POPULARITY PROMOTER”.  This service will locate those individuals in their own communities that have their own group of fans and as such enable them to promote your product or services to those fans at a minimal cost.  From the high school football star to the rock band that packs them in your product and/or  service will find loyal fans that will be eager to buy it. Of course “POPULARITY PROMOTER” will work with all social media outlets and insure that you’re product is promoted in the niche market it needs to reach.  POPULARITY PROMOTER for it’s time that your product/service gets the publicity it deserves without putting you out of business.

2 In 1

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Hand soaphand lotion

How many times have you forgotten to put on a little moisturizer after cleaning your hands and now your hands are clean but scaly dry? It’s time for the 2 in 1  bottle with a separate opening for your hand soap and another opening for your lotion.  In the future you won’t have to look any further then your hand soap to find the lotion to make your hands silky and clean.

Phone Buddy

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Excited phone

It’s time someone shared in your excitement and emotion!! It’s time for the PHONE BUDDY. This telephone service will permit you to tell your exciting story with someone who is just as enthusiastic to hear at as you are to speak it. These Buddies will be individuals who have studied or worked in performing arts.  PHONE BUDDY revenue will occur with short ads that occur during such conversations and fun survey’s that your Buddy will introduce during such conversations. You’ve done and experienced great moments it’s time you had a Buddy to share the excitement with to make them last even longer.  PHONE BUDDY a buddy that truly relates and understands you.

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