Who knew one wrong digit would lead to ones death. I was supposed to call into an innocent business conference call but the 4 looked like a 9 and suddenly what I heard was deadly. I guess I was the wrong Karen they wanted to hear from as now the single hit included a new body. I tried to say it was an innocent mistake but it was to late with this judge and jury. Now, I’ve thrown away any trace of a call as the only phone number plugged is 911.
Me and my children grew up with the innocent Miley and then one night on MTV we were all exposed to a look that turned off this channel but now it’s back on. It all look liked she had thrown or innocent support in the trash yet we didn’t see the other channel she was tuned into. Hannah is just playing on reruns but Miley is alive and sounding wonderful again.
If there is one piece of advise I can leave to the world and import more into my own life it would be “truly import G-D in one’s life”. I wonder if I had done that more in the past would I finally see how unimportant it is to follow the Joneses or Kleins? If I truly had listened to such advise how much more time would I have had having fun instead of living in a world of fear and distraction. The truth is if I had imported that advise in my youth I wonder what path I would have been in today? In the end one can truly be themselves when this import is added to their life and realize who finally controls it all.
It can feel like a cell phone generation has occurred while you’re waiting that is until “On Hold F-U-N”. This will be the one service that will make you want to hold maybe even longer. For during this time you will you hear exciting suspenseful stories, trivia and historic facts you’ll get know where else at least while holding. Just put in their estimated wait time and their time will feel like seconds with us in charge. “On Hold F-U-N” it’s time your customers actually enjoy the moments that your apart.
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Yes, it’s art but watching it try is just boring. I know I’ll understand the deeper message once I take the time to get to the ending but isn’t there a cliff note version for I’m losing it on page 1? I’m sure it’s worth the time but who truly has the time especially when everything around me is “instant”. It might not be the most gratifying but at least I don’t have to wait and wait and… Slow art might be brilliant but time is not on it’s side at least on this schedule.
Amazon Prime Day is everyday I open up a phone, tablet or computer. For, they are like a drug that keeps on lowering my bank account. The initially high of getting a new package is so exciting until I open it up and have to get a new fix. Amazon has made me become a shop alcoholic because of the ease and temptation always follows me wherever I might go. I’m _____ and I’m Amazon Addict.
FOOTNOTE- Do you have loved ones who live in this mindset?
These (bel0w) are my new Jewish New Year Resolutions which I hope hold true through the December 31 st calendar as well.
(1) TOUGHER- This year I will not worry so much about not getting into a conflict as standing up for the battles ahead without them consuming my mind as well.
(2) TWO SECOND RULE– I will try and wait 2 seconds before I interject my own thoughts.
(3) ACTIVE LISTENER- I will try to absorb more what others bring in before I bring out my own thoughts.
Isn’t it time young people went to gym that fit “their lifestyle”? “Gym Games” will be the facility that will take exercise to a whole new dimension of fun. Yes, we will pump you up but with Mario along for the ride. This facility will have screens attached to all the equipment allowing one to view something more entertaining than their own feet. “Gym Games” it’s time to add fun to one’s workout.
I had not lived the right faith but the door is still opening for me. Don’t get me wrong the trip was a bit more arduous than if I had gone through a conversion on the ground but at least I’m going through the gate now. In the end I guess it’s not if you have 100 % right but whether you kept a toe or two in respect to those of differing faiths when walking below that allows the ultimate door to finally open for us all.
For a moment everyone is speaking to me in a library voice as they try to lower my level. It is a world where everyone reassures me and quietly allows me to live within my boundaries safely. I know it’s not the real world but this one is so calm that sometimes I just want to stay there even if it is so damn quiet.