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If I was complete evil asshole which organization would be better to join? Well the Nazi party has no real American roots a matter of fact thousands of my fellow countryman fought and died to destroy such evil so if I had even a slight inclination of doing something sorta of evil American then I guess joining this movement might be a problem.  Plus all the heil’s must hurt your arm after awhile. The KKK’s clothes would be hard to keep clean (maybe a change to shit brown would suit them better) especially with having to go to all those rallies it would set my dry cleaning bills to hell before I got there.  Plus look at those ridiculous hats they look more like evil wizards rather then your typical hater.  I’m just glad I’m a nice Jewish boy and even if I turned evil my acceptance letter would not be in the mail.

When President Trumps says there are some good people who attended the rally on Friday and Saturday in  Charlottesville he is wrong.   For although it might be true that there are good people who disagree with the removal of confederate statues those that march with Nazi’s and KKK members to support such a stance can not be defined as good people misguided possibly but not good.  If you know your friend is robbing a bank and you are just in the get away car you will still be found guilty of the crime. No matter how much I believe in a cause if there are a group of KKK members, Nazi’s, Black Life Matters, or other hate group attached to such a march I’d rather march alone or just go home then be in the same place then these hate mongers.  I understand how the media jumps down every word you say and there are many hater’s out there but don’t give them ammunition for such hate.  You’re a good person who I believe doesn’t have a racist or anti-Semitic bone in your body and we all make mistakes so admit it you did and let’s make America Great people for all it’s people except those that hate.

It’s probably a 1st where a person will be remembered long past their life span by the color on your wall. Pantone is such a color and Prince’s unique style will be seen with every stroke of a brush, roller, or finger (it is Prince’s color).   Now instead of the walk of fame stars will be asking what color they will be remembered by and if it’s something you would actually put on your wall.  Just to get a head start I’m going with a Green just in case anyone wants to paint in my honor.

The next time you’re cooking a dish and you need just the right ingredient be Dorito’s inclusive.  I could try to make up such a spice but it’s much simpler and would avoid any legal wrangling if you just crunched up a few chips in your favorite cooked dish. Last week I followed such advise and added a bit of the Spicy Sweet Chili Dorito’s to my eggs and it brought a flavor that could not be made anywhere else except your kitchen.  Dorito’s didn’t pay for this spot in any way but came from taste buds instead… delicious.

By Bud Rebel decree Tuesday August 15th is national “Hater’s Day Off”.  On this day all those who hate this or any future President have a day off to mediate and chill out.  This holiday has been declared because with this President they haven’t taken off a day in over a year (yes they’ve hated him before he was elected)  and even though I hate their message everyone should at least get a break. So put down those hand made signs and those professionally designed and tell your leaders George Soros & Michael Moore that they could take up the slack for on this day we will love and dare I say it even the President.

FOOTNOTE- With the news that North Korea has pulled away from it’s threat on Guam because of the strong will of the President you’ll be given a double shift tomorrow.

This is the face of evil but his words should have been listened to before and maybe then 19 victims of his evil act which included the murder of Heather Heyer would still be alive and or well. His words were noticed by teachers in schools and associates that met him but nobody challenged him in a way that might have stopped the hate. Maybe they didn’t have the ability to change this evil mind but couldn’t law enforcement authorities been alerted in advance so that he could have been properly monitored him. Instead of deceive-ring  and analyzing every word of our leaders maybe we should listen a bit more carefully to the words of those that hate.

WARNING- By the time your child turns 12 they will probably start suffering from “Parentitis”.  Some of the symptoms include covering one’s eye’s when parents are near friends, slamming doors, inability to be seen with parents on weekends, and using phrases such as “you embarrassing me all the time”, “your not funny”.  They also have an allergic reaction to public hugs or other sides of affection which can be quite hostile.   There is no known cures although symptoms appear to dissipate after 21 years of age with some lingering effects such as not being seen in the movie theater with you.  Yet offering plenty of space and extra patient’s have shown to alleviate many of the problems.  “Parentitis” might appear to be a laughing matter to you but it’s not funny to your children… seriously!

FOOTNOTE- Dancing in front of their friends can cause a major outbreak in all symptoms.

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Today a woman who had some incredible work done or was blessed with a one of a kind derriere walked into my line of work and my mouth walked away. Is this wrong to discuss such an incredible feature with others who obviously have eyes as well?  For if you saw what I saw even if you were a man of the collar , there is no way you would be able to keep looking at the good book.  I’m sorry that I stooping below the belt but it’s really impossible not to notice.  It’s not as if this woman was a bit pleasantly or unpleasantly (depending on your perspective) plump but just had extra baggage in the seat department, to the point of wondering what toilet seat she could use to accommodate this feature.  This might offend others Butt was amazing.

FOOTNOTE- If you need a look google big butt and take a peak.

They are the children who will continue to want to hang around even as they become teenagers which is quite a feet.  They never get bored or feel embarrassed staying with you no matter how silly you might become. These children don’t empty your wallet by making sure they keep up with the latest fashion or style.  You don’t have to worry about them driving or be driven to many places except to the doctor. Expensive classes are truly not necessary as they learn the most just being in your company.  There is no need for you to worry about trying to entertain them for they find the smallest objects will make them happy.  Fighting over dinner won’t occur as they will devour almost anything.   Most importantly they always openly show you that they love you in clear if not wet ways.  Who are they?

As a daily user of Facebook I realize that it needs a facelift at least for those of the younger generations. Maybe it’s something as simple as a change of color/font or something more bold such as a change in it’s name for some, yet something should be done. For it will lose friends that follow it as it becomes “to old” or “predictable” for those who think way out of today’s social media box. Facebook is great for me and the billion or so that follow it but once the tide for something more “NEW/CHIC” occurs friends will stop and move to it so Facebook needs a facelift and I  happen to know the perfect surgeon.