Parentitis

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Embarrasing Parent Child embarrassed by Parents

WARNING- By the time your child turns 12 they will probably start suffering from “Parentitis”.  Some of the symptoms include covering one’s eye’s when parents are near friends, slamming doors, inability to be seen with parents on weekends, and using phrases such as “you embarrassing me all the time”, “your not funny”.  They also have an allergic reaction to public hugs or other sides of affection which can be quite hostile.   There is no known cures although symptoms appear to dissipate after 21 years of age with some lingering effects such as not being seen in the movie theater with you.  Yet offering plenty of space and extra patient’s have shown to alleviate many of the problems.  “Parentitis” might appear to be a laughing matter to you but it’s not funny to your children… seriously!

FOOTNOTE- Dancing in front of their friends can cause a major outbreak in all symptoms.

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