Double Stuf is not even close. Yes I understand they put in double the creme of the “normal cookie” but it still doesn’t hit the mark.
This could work in many situations but sometimes you still want a bit more stuf in between your cookie sandwich. Sometimes you have to say more stuf is needed. 
Okay this is a bit too much stuf or is it? One bite is all it will take if only I had a mouth big enough to stuf it in.
Can I get some type of prize for I believe I came in last place as it relates to last night’s Powerball results 6,7,16,23,26,4. Not only did I have 0 numbers but the one’s on my card were not even close. I guess it feels better then to lose by one or two digits. Anyway I think I deserve some prize because coming this far apart only happens every time I play a lottery.
Due to events behind my control. I have had to cancel the following events (below). I apologize for any difficulties or problems this might have caused but if you had sent me the winning numbers in advance we wouldn’t have had this problem. I understand this whole blog post is just a dream but so is winning the Powerball.
(1) NYC Times Square Party August 26th Event- with acts from around the world including the Rolling Stones. CANCELLED
(2) Your Trip to Paris, Israel, Mexico and other places around the wall starting August 27th. You needed a day to recover from the party-CANCELLED
(3) Monies to help build the wall hopefully Mexico and Congress will chip in.
(4) Saving the world- POSTPONED
If I lose the Powerball tonight I will eat a piece of 85 % Dark Chocolate, take my dog for a walk and even go to work the next day. The truth is if I win I probably will do the same but I might have the whole bar and take the dog for a longer walk while I leave work a bit earlier. Of course winning will completely change my life, those of my loved ones and the world as it is tonight… or atleast I’ll try even harder as I have the resources to do so. Yet if I lose the Powerball I’ll probably buy another ticket so I could win next time.
I want to thank the officials from Powerball for holding off the winning numbers until I remembered to buy a ticket. It was very nice of them to let the winning jackpot rise to 700 million for a few extra dollars in the bank sure would come in handy. I hope to share all the winning $$$$$$$$$ with all those who have responded to this blog post. That is if I don’t forget to buy a ticket this time.
FOOTNOTE- Response must come before drawing and I actually have to win.
After the President’s brilliant speech on Afghanistan you have to wonder what he was thinking about in Phoenix and it just might be brilliant. For although his position on Afghanistan got rave reviews by most media critics those that have been the President’s biggest supporters especially Breitbart had less then a flattery tone. The President needed those individuals to look a different way and his speech in Arizona had them following a different bouncing ball. The story on Afghanistan policy will drop out of the sight from his biggest supporters papers and minds as the President gave them the red meat they love to eat instead.
Mr. President let me give you some advise that my father gave me which I’ve passed on to my children “sticks and stones may break my bones but words I can ignore”. In other words there will always be haters out there that will try to get you revved up so it’s best to ignore them. For if someone calls you a piece of lettuce and you don’t feel green or crispy why should you be listening to it. If you know what they say is untrue then it’s not worthy of your time and your emotions it will only take you off the important work you need to accomplish. These bullies are only looking for a confrontation with you and if you ignore them they’ll probably go away or deal with a shrinking crowd. Yet if what the “haters” say has some truth to it then deal with those points that are true even if it might be tough to change. Last night you let little George get the best of you and now he’s going to be king of the late night all because you had to respond, is that what you really wanted to do? That is unless my following blog piece is correct…..?
FOOTNOTE- This might kill my chance for any position in the White House but the truth is worth it.
It was supposed to be a cheesy little joke (see below) but spell check decided to make it a stand up routine instead. Humor goes a long way to a cure and spell check is funnier then one would think.
WARNING THIS IS FUNNY SO PUT DOWN YOUR SODA BEFORE READING
(Actual Text)
Starts out extra cheesy.
ME – I heard you were under the weather maybe too much solar eclipse. May G-D grant you a full speedy recovery
RABBI – Lol Thanks
Spell check takes over
ME- Laughter is the best medicine w a cup of Children Soup on the side but finish laughing before drinking.
RABBI- The Torah prohibits us from eating our children
ME- Oops Chicken soup spell check missed that one. I’m glad there was a Torah prohibition or I might have been an accomplice
RABBI- LOl- I posted the exchange on Facebook. If you don’t like that I will gladly take it down. It’s just that it was such a good dose of the medicine you recommended.
ME- It’s fine children don’t taste as good (as) chicken anyway
FOOTNOTE- I added as because spell check might help you with spelling or not but grammar it often forgets.
Last night I had an experience that was sorta interesting but I wonder if it should also be a case of concern? It felt for a moment as if someone had stuck two fingers in my ears and that it caused an earthquake within my body. Although I didn’t shake I did feel a bit dizzy if not disoriented. My body had no liquor or other substance that could cause such a reaction and if it was a one time event I could actually say it was sorta fun. Yet if it happens again I guess a visit to the doctor might be in order.
You could fly in the sky and still some would complain about the mess you created upon landing. For some will never see the spectacular in others but look instead at any faults even if they are minuscule compared to their achievements . You have a good case to feel bitter about such individuals but should realize that they are the ones who are truly suffering. Life is too short not to celebrate even if it’s others that have made such great achievements.