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I performed at Radio City Music Hall and it might have been in front of a large audience but they may have not known it.  Bud Rebel might not have had the spotlight on it but it sure produced a shine that all could see if they truly looked. The same place that the Rockettes performed (below) is where I got to do my magic. Who could have dreamed

that Bud Rebel …. stainless steel cleaner would ever get this big of an audition.

We all know it’s wrong to have sexual relations with a minor but how about an adult that has many of the emotions of a child? Of course we can’t legislate such actions unless that person who was involved in the relationships had “severe mental deficiencies” yet even then we might be on a slippery slope where  individuals might have to be “licensed”  by the state before it is permissible.  What is more difficult is sometimes we may not fully know the maturity of said individuals till even years later and that of course can change over time.  In the end it’s up to the individual and their conscious to determine what is right and wrong and how their actions can either help or abuse someone in need.

It appears the chess match has begun and Chuck Schumer and the Democrats have taken the President’s pawns as they announced a deal for the children of illegal immigrants with little border security for the President. Yet looks can be deceiving for the President may have sacrificed his Pawn to look up to a Rook as his Press Secretary says he did not agree to a deal without a wall.  There in turn if the Democrats turn down funding of the wall they may end up being blamed for not negotiating in good faith leaving their dreamers for elections/ children of illegal immigrants being sent home. Which could give the President the Check Mate he needs over his Democratic opponents.

If these guys can still rock a bit past my age then surely this rocker can start up his vocal cords. I don’t expect to end up playing MSG but maybe a bit larger venue then my shower.  In my days I used to do Karaoke all over NYC and know one through anything maybe that’s because they confiscated vegetables before I started.  Playing with a rock band will be pure hard fun and where it ends up is anyone’s guess but let’s put it this way at this point I’ll sign any contract out there even playing for the deaf.  Do, Re, Mi, Fa that’s far enough.

It appears that Triscuit’s have taken over our cracker aisle but I will attempt to conquer them. Over the next weeks, months or years I will attempt to try and eat the full variety of these crackers to determine which one is worthy of your mouth. This might be a difficult task but I’ll do it all for you and maybe enjoy a cracker or two in between.

BATTLE 1- Triscuit Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil VS  Triscuit Sweet Potato & Roasted Onion

There could not be two opposite crackers battling it out with one cracker giving you a bite that lasts way after you crunch (Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil) and one you will soon forget (Sweet Potato & Roasted Onion) . Cracked Pepper is exactly that lots of pepper taste with little of anything else which burns in your mouth till you have a drink or two.  Sweet Potato on the other hand is more bland then sweet with the slightest taste of onion if you decide to such on a cracker instead of crunch it.  It might be the 1st time there is a double knock out for I don’t think I’ll go back to either one.

FOOTNOTE- I’m have not added the extra entries they have selected to go with each cracker.

Mayor De Blasio you should be eating that $1000.00 pie with a fork and knife for you might as well eat every bite since your yearly chef’s cost New Yorker $245,000 a year.  For a Mayor that is supposed to be for the people I believe it’s only those who can afford to swim in Escargot and Cavier with a bit of Champagne on the side. How ironic that a mayor who supposedly stands with the working people has a hard time eating within their budget even during snack time. This should teach all voters that the next time they go to the polls they shouldn’t just listen to the BS that comes out of  a politicians mouth but the food they put in with our taxpayers $$$$’s.

Here’s a different take on the Handinhand telethon for hurricane relief or for that matter any other “celebrity telethons”, the one’s that are asking for our $$’s for such worthy charities continually depend on our $$’s for their livelihood.  These celebrities are only celebrities because we pay our hard earned $$’s to see them perform and without this contribution they would not exist to be on such a telethon to then again ask for our $$’s again. So while you think that these celebrities are charitable they are nothing compared to the donations you give and I’m pretty confident your salary doesn’t compare to their’s.

For all the inventions our ancestors have created one brings millions around the world daily happiness.  So thank the person who first decided to domesticate dogs and even cats. For without that great person many of us would have a lot less licks in our life and smiles. We may never know your name but take pride in the fact that we think about with every pet and walk we take.

FOOTNOTE- It would have been great if you invented a way for the dogs to go to the potty but maybe that’s our job.

If I told you there was a race car driver that never won a major race for 10 years would you still be impressed with their record? Would you believe that this individual would be deserving of a sponsorship even if you they had different parts then others? Of course if I was talented  enough to become the 1st Jewish NASCAR driver I wouldn’t expect to continue to receive sponsorship just based on that record but on what I achieve on the race track.  Therefore of course Danica Patrick should lose her sponsorship for this is not a man’s or woman’s race but one where you have to win.   I hope that they’ll be a time when a person is not judged by their color of their skin, race, religion or sex but by their own record of performance.