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Casper is not all he’s made out to be. Are there times he’s friendly sure but mostly he’s annoying. He comes around whenever he wants and really can disturb the moment if you know what I mean. For, there are no doors he can’t seep through even a bedroom.  He even is a bit arrogant thinking he truly owns this house when all he does is literally scare or annoy away any of the tenants. Rent is out of the question and he barely carries his weight let alone some groceries for me but basically he’s lazy doing nothing for nobody but himself!   I’d ask him to get a life but he already had one. Casper might not spook you but trust me he’ll annoy you instead.

Here is your Tuesday song well at least mine. It’s got a vibe that I haven’t heard in many a song before that is just right for the beginning of the week with an original taste when others might appear a bit stale.  One thing for sure it will increase bar sales.

Somehow I keep missing it and I don’t know why?  For, of course you’re saying “great job” but maybe in a tone my ears can’t pick up.  After all the work I constantly do there is no way you wouldn’t say that so it must be my hearing. What makes it so strange is I constantly pick up the negative words you say, isn’t that amazing? Well, I guess I’ll have to get my ears checked or just understand that sometimes good words are hard for me to hear.

Imagine everyday having a new match! Well, that’s my life as I never know who I’m going to be matched with although they usually are similar in color. Yes, it makes it difficult to build any long term relationships but for the moment we live bundled together like there is no tomorrow and that can’t be beat. Eventually, many of us do reunite yet even during the worst of times we never have time to mourn for the loss of another as we are continually matched along our life path. I’ve actually seen relationships last months but those are the old folks who have passed on from being new.  Yes, the life of a sock can’t be beat and your mismatches make our life so much better.

FOOTNOTE-  Black & white really go together at least on our threads.

Joe Biden has inspired me to do something I should have done a long time ago quit while I’m behind. That’s right no longer will I keep pushing to get ahead but instead when the going gets tough I’ll sit on the bench. As a coach I’ll tell my team to try a different sport instead.  For, if the President who got more votes then any other candidate before can quit so can I.  Joe Biden if you can’t beat them then just quit.

It might appear easy to do but how many have been writing your book for years?  They have written chapters on what makes you happy and sad but only recently have you reread it. They write that you must do something on a Saturday night or who Y-O-U should  directly/indirectly be involved in. They might have even written your marriage and divorce vows.  It might in an effort to try to do you well with their writing but they are writing through their own broken mirror. Don’t get me wrong it’s important that one listen and absorbs the advise of others but when the pen is in though hand you should be the one moving you hand. Trust me writing yourself is truly authentic and honestly feels just right even if the penmanship is sloppy.

FOOTNOTE-   My life has been filled in with many other’s pens as well.

Most types peace in someway is the answer but there are also times when the “enemy” truly has to be eliminated and this Torah portion gives such an example. Times of patience are called for because many times we are attacked by others in words and even deeds for some provocation that we might have not even considered on any radar. One might have to put up a defense and even slight office depending on how big a reaction occurs but our goal is to live in peace afterwards. Yet when attacked for no logically reason such as Israel has been by Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houthis well then that’s entirely a different story. Just as an assassin needs to be eliminated so should those who attack without any provocation. G-D willing they’ll be a time when these conditions don’t exist but until that time true evil must be eliminated from this earth.

BottomsUp will be the gold type toilet tissue for your body. This toilet tissue will provide the pre/probiotics directly into the area that needs it the most while making sure you’re still clean at the end. For, it will be enhanced with the special enzymes that keep your bottom running just right after the work it has done enabling your next bowl movement to be as easy and healthy as the last. BottomsUp will also have a tissue that will monitor what is going on and change your bowl color if further “inspection” by a doctor might be needed.   It’s time you give your bottom everything it needs to keep moving it’s time for “BottomsUp” .

Due to personal reasons I have not been able to study the RNC 2024 convention as much as ones in the past but within those limited hours somethings have stood out in my mind. Here are a few moments that I have somehow held onto longer then others.

(1) Vivek Ramaswamy gave such an awesome speech with remarks that were actually funny.

(2) Peter Navarro served up the red meat and had a damn good reason to do so.

(3) Shabbos Kestenbaum speech made me so proud to be a Jewish Republican.

(4) The Gold Star Family remarks and video brought tears to my eyes.

(5) World War II veteran William Pekrul made me want to fight for my country when I turn 98 as well and the moving of the microphone was hysterical.

(6) Donald J Trump Jr speech made understand who really has Donald Trumps good ear (sorry bad joke). He really is a great speaker.

(7) Usha Vance showed that sometimes getting a stylish haircut can get in the way.

(8) JD Vance was best when he touched on his personal life especially his mother and Mamaw.

(9) Kai Trump showed how a grand daughter can personalize Donald Trump in a way nobody else could.

(10) Pastor Lorenzo Sewell gave the type of fiery speech you would find in your greatest gospel church

(11) Tucker Carlson was authentically honest and funny.

(12) Hulk Hogan ripped off any semblance of a standard RNC Convention and his shirt as well.

(13) Eric Trump showed that Donald Trump Jr has true competition in any public speaking forum.

(14) Donald Trumps speech is still being watched today sorry 11 PM is too late for my brain.

Starting out poor has some advantages to those that have the means. For, as one that doesn’t have much I have so much more to shoot for. Every bit **extra** means so much more to M-E then those with means because of what was on my plate the meal before. I honestly don’t have time to complain as the work I do is  not for my lifestyle but my basic existence. There is no room for depression, anxiety or any other mental illness as time must be spent just to keep me afloat.  New technologies might be hard to come by but the beauty of what is truly around me is so much more profound.  Don’t get me wrong I’d love to walk in your shoes any day (they seem a whole lot more comfortable) yet being one without allows me to truly appreciate so much more of what little I have now.