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Run for the hills (if you can) it’s snowing … it’s snowing!   Fear has gripped the Northeast as the white stuff falls from the sky and people tremble in fear as it might just attack them like the plaque itself!  News reports break into shows to warn us this dreaded stuff is attacking from land, air and even sea will we ever be safe again!!  For just when you thought it was safe to go outside the wind blows and you’re attacked again. Be afraid … be very, very afraid for it is only just the beginning of W-I-N-T-E-R!!!!

FOOTNOTE- There was a time when businesses and even schools actually trecked through this winter occurrence but that was many lifetimes ago or was it just my youth.

I heard this term in a song and felt it needed a deeper read and feel. For what happens if the world was haunted by those ghost who were not evil in the “normal ghost state” but in “ethical ways”.  If these ghosts enjoyed worldly pleasures even if we never really knew but felt their haunting. How would these ghosts be paid for such services?  Would people pay to visit haunted houses instead of run in fear of them?   “Ghost Hookers” maybe it pays to be a ghost after all at least for those who are paid a visit.

I know I’m missing something but I never understood how the bearded lady didn’t make friends with a razor. For I fully understand that some have birth defects that make it difficult to change one’s appearance but a razor is all it takes to change this appearance just ask Supatra Natta Susuphan who decided it was enough on her own. If you want hair on your face whether you’re a man or woman that is your choice and if you don’t Gillette has a sharp edge to take care of it before you decide this fame is not what your looking for.

You are blamed for a car accident because you asked to be picked up then 2+2= 900.  When the blame is placed squarely in your corner even though the circle is round that is when the equation never adds up.  Today I saw much of that arithmetic as missing keys were blamed on everyone else accept the person who lost them and individuals were blamed for a conflict even though they were no where in sight.  2+2 =900 happens many times in our life’s and when it does it’s best to start a whole new equation.

Fellow right wing conservatives and/or deplorable we can still listening to the sounds of Bruce Springsteen and watch the liberal elite on the red carpet without losing our conscious or soul but it might cost us a few more $$.  For every time you contribute to their cause by paying for tickets to see them perform make sure you contribute double to your favorite conservative cause to offset/upset their return. A matter of fact if you truly want to have an impact let them know that this contribution is given in their name. This will help their acting/singing abilities as they perform with more heart/intensity then ever before and therefore contributed to the arts as well.

You can try to take me around the world but I’d rather be in your arms or at least in my house. Don’t get me wrong I love a good car trip but I only want the round trip ticket with no stop overs. I know there is a whole world to explore but let someone else do the exploring my house suits me just fine.  So go ahead explore the world … on your T.V sets because home is where you dog is and wants to be.

Here is a theory that you won’t be seeing on MSNBC, CBS, ABC etc that might just explain the global freezing that is occurring today. This theory is based on actual Darwin’s theory taken on a world stage. For just as Darwin said that animals needed to evolve to adopt to the current condition to survive the world evolved to the impact of Carbon Dioxide emissions growing at a certain level each year. When man decided abruptly to interfere with this evolutionary state the globe wasn’t able to adopt to the change and therefore cold climates prevailed. If we continue down the path we are in conditions will continue to get colder until the earth itself evolves to deal with our change in habits.

I’m embarrassed to admit but in a sense I always wanted to “hang with the cool”.  Yes it’s been my desire for so long that the word “cool” was still in. Yet as if I’m a fine wine I’ve learned that some of the best tastes can be hidden from the outside world as my friends that weren’t the “coolest” are some of the most warmest.  They have the time, love and appreciation that many of my “cool friends” lack.  Maybe they don’t go to the most “chic party” or care what is “hot in town” but their warmth makes it feel as if they do.  I’m sure that this isn’t the case in all examples so it’s time to look past the bright image and see the character that they hold in their heart and soul instead.

The NFL kneeling controversy shows how undisciplined a sport that is based on discipline has actually begun. If the coaches can’t even get their players to start the game on the right foot then how can they perform at their best when the game is about to begin? Yes many will stay play well individually but if you can unite on the most basic call of standing for your country then how can you truly unite when a controversial call is pulled in by the couch or quarterback? The sport as a whole is now about “individual desires” rather then working as a cohesive unit.    So the kneeling controversy isn’t just about unpatriotic voices but an act that lessons the game as a whole and that is another reason people are staying home.