Films that were SHOCKINGLY ….. BAD

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Crying in movie theater

There were movies in your life that were so “SHOCKINGLY BAD” that they led to emotions of real sadness or was it anger?  These movies were hyped up in your head until that head had to watch this mess on the big screen. Here are a few I’ve tried to forget but still bring tears to me eyes.

(1) LONE RANGER- I was so excited to see this film because this was something my father enjoyed as a child. If this was a metaphor for my father’s experiences as a child I would have left half way through which I did.

(2) BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES- One of the greatest books turned out to be one of it’s worst movies of all time.

(3) DUMB & DUMBER (ANY PART) – Jim Carrey could make you laugh in most of his films but this one just made my cry and cry.

(4) TED 2- Maybe Ted should have died in Ted or at least been reincarnated for Ted 3.

(5) Any Superman movie- For some reason this Super Hero can’t fly.

 

 

CNN UFO’S Presidential Impeachment

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CNN Breaking News 1

CNN has just reported that two commercial pilots separately reported UFO’s flying over the Arizona dessert and that these “illegal aliens” might have had undue influence in the 2016 Presidential election. “This could be the smoking gun that the special investigator Mueller needs to final get the President”, said an undisclosed official from the Justice Department. “For if the President was able to receive help from illegal aliens I’m sure that would be out of campaign finance laws” said this same official.  CNN will continue to follow this story no matter how far out there it goes.

President Trump and Alien 2

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Opportunity Banged and …..

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door-of-opportunity  Opportunity Knocking 2

Yesterday there wasn’t a knock at the door but banging at several.  Where opportunities I had never seen before starting revealing their keys. Of course some of these doors might lead me into a fall but others might be shining bright. So which doors (below) should I choose or could there be another brighter door just to be opened?

(1) An extremely talented Film-maker approached me to help locate finish funds for a project that appeared to be at the seller’s door and was open to terms that could be a bonanza to my creative side as well as loved ones.

(2) Discussions were had with an individual who is friends with V.P. and how I might have my ideas step into the White House as well. I might actually put a shoe in or at least a lace.

(3) A wonderful manufacture appeared to be interested in creating new, high quality and unique Bud Rebel Products for the world to enjoy!!

(4) I met an individual who appeared to be well qualified to boost my social media presence to a whole new level and discussions are occurring.

(5) There appeared to be a new lawyer in my life that would actually negotiate with my pocketbook in mine.

 

Now You Find It?

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Interstitium

I couldn’t find my wallet today but you couldn’t find my Interstitium and how many years have you been looking for it maybe a couple of hundred?  Well maybe not exactly you but your associates in this generations and many medical schools before. How could you miss the biggest organ in my body it’s right there right around those other organs. Just remember next time you complain that I can’t find something at least I haven’t been looking as long as you.

Passover Pet

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Passover Dog 1 Passover Dog 2

You’re pet is part of the family shouldn’t they be part of the festival? It all depends to what length one goes with their 4 legged/ tail wagging friends. For just like humans the need of life supersedes that of observance and if you’re pet will truly get sick on the Passover dish’s I’m sure G-D will give them a pass.  We also don’t have any paw prints that they were free of slavery and they still have a leach to prove it so maybe it’s best not to overdue their observance. Therefore a little Matzoh might be in order but remember their health is 1st and ask G-D to let them have a pass over if the Gefilite fish doesn’t swim.

Fame Physical Impulse

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heart monitor

I believe fame become a physical addiction over time especially if one experiences the highs and lows.  Dopamine or other hormones are produced in some individuals head when they feel famous that they must then try to achieve again even with extremely risky behavior.  If they can’t have their fix of fame “chemicals” replace that need. That is why many a star becomes addicted to other substances when fame is fleeting and others will go any reality show.  Fame is like other addicting chemicals/behaviors where some can handle it and others fall off their wagons.

Dunkin DONUT’S Sneaker

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Dunkin Donuts Sneaker 3 Dunkin Donuts Sneaker 1

Does something seem wrong with a Dunkin DONUT’S sneaker or is just me? For does the average consumer of donut(s) in the plural usually feel like running or just watching others run on the boob tube. Maybe we should come out with Butter & Bacon  Aspirin while we’re out it or maybe I-Hop Diet plan. Sometimes the donuts are stranger then fiction.

It’s Wrong… but Interesting

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Wild and Crazy

It’s wrong but let’s face it many times the story is more interesting then the one which are right.  For we wouldn’t want to do what they’ve done or gone through their high’s and lows but we are fascinated by the stories.  It’s not the way one should live a life but it’s the stories that are truly the most lively.  So please don’t do it but if you do please tell.

Need My Pot ….

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Amish Man

I’m feeling a bit blue and I need my pot! It was only supposed to be a short trip but now it appears I’ve gotten lost. Without my pot how can I make my wife happy? I asked this police officer where I could find pot and he was ready to arrest me. Doesn’t anyone cook outside my Amish town?

My Empathy Is Unfair

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empathy 101 empathize-2

My empathetic reaction might not be based on the logic I hold so dear. For certain people in different situations have me grabbing hold of them longer then others. Those who suffer from bouts of mental health issues that I personally have not been involved cause me to be especially concerned. Yet when I witness such episodes first hand my empathetic reaction might be to those who are exposed to this individual. I also am more empathetic to children and senior citizens then those who in-between the years  to make “good decisions”. Individuals who have dealt with struggles I have faced also have another face to look at with empathetic eye.  Finally my empathy is given first hand if in some way I was personally responsible for the pain someone is in. Even if it was a suggestion gone awry it still makes me want to right this ASAP.  Empathy isn’t always fair or just it’s just part of who we are and who I am.

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