No body smiles when it’s dealt and we all know this is bad for our environment at least personally. GAS BEGONE will be a pocket size deodorant spray that takes care of that noxious smell before the accusations arise. Whether it’s your own body or a loved one (maybe not at the moment), GAS BEGONE will bring us all closer together and breathe in the fresh air. It will come in decorated packages so nobody will actually know what’s inside from the outside but just like a super hero will come in time to save the day. GAS BEGONE because it’s time to smell the roses not something else.
Killing Drug Epidemic
I know I’ve written about this solution in the past but not in the extend that I’m going to in this post. For after watching an episode of “Drugs” on the National Geographic Network I realize that it would be great to have this show cancelled in the real world. Too many good people have gone down this path to destruction and the solution lies not in the supply but the demand. We should realize nobody is pushing horse and buggy products to our youth because the demand is not there. Here are ways (below) we can make drugs become the next horse and buggy.
(1) RANDOM MANDATORY DRUG TESTING- From schools, employment offices, welfare recipents etc etc mandatory RANDOM drug testing must occur. Step 2 will take place if drugs are found in one’s system.
(2) MANDATORY REPEAT RANDOM DRUG TEST- The individual will know that they have tested positive for drugs and then be asked by a professional counselor whether this is true. If they deny the claim then a 2nd RANDOM test will occur at a time in the near future. Step 3 will occur once individual admits a problem with the substance or the 2nd test proves it is still in their system.
(3) SECURE DRUG TREATMENT FACILITIES- Individuals will have a choice with their loved ones to decide which “SECURE” drug treatment place they would like to go. These facilities would all have some skill and work requirements attached to them.
(4) POLICE ARREST/INTERROGATE INDIVIDUALS WHO SLEEP ON THE STREETS, LOITER & SIMILAR VIOLATIONS- Individuals interrogated/ arrested will be persuaded to take a drug test by counselor. If drugs are found in their system they will go to a mandatory SECURE drug treatment facility.
(5) AFTER TREATMENT- Those who have been in treatment facilities will receive regular visits by counselors and take mandatory random drug test to make sure they don’t slip back. If they slip back step 3 will take place.
(6) LEGAL DRUGS- Marijuana will be legal for intake for those who are educated about it’s harmful effects and will have a license for said use. These individuals will need to have regular check ups mentally and physically to determine any harmful effects that might be occuring. They will also be offered the opportunity to go into Pot Free programs if they feel they are becoming dependent on the substance.
(7) ART DRUGS- Individuals who believe that other drugs will be helpful in their production of the “arts” will go through a more extensive testing procedure of step 6. These individuals will then take these substances in a controlled atmosphere which they can’t leave during their “experience”. They will also receive regular physical, mental and random drug tests and if these substances are proven to be taken out of the facilities then they will be taken to step 3.
Interview w Hurricane Florence
INTERVIEWER First of all I want to thank you for taking the time to speak with us.
HURRICANE FLORENCE- I have plenty of time right now I’m just spinning and spinning around.
INTERVIEWER- By the way would you like to be known as Florence or is there another name you prefer?
HURRICANE FLORENCE- I sought like the name Flo but I think that Progressive lady took it.
INTERVIEWER- I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you decided to enjoy the sea instead.
HURRICANE FLORENCE- What would the other hurricanes think if I just stayed out here?
INTERVIEWER – Think of it you could be the only hurricane that decided not to hit land at the last minute! You’d be immortalized and all the hurricanes in the past would be jealous!
HURRICANE FLORENCE- It does sound interesting! I love this attention finally MSNBC, Fox News & CNN have something they can agree on ME!!!
INTERVIEWER- So will you stay at sea?
HURRICANE FLORENCE- Let me think about it till Friday or so.
FOOTNOTE– An extra prayer couldn’t hurt to the one who could really change the pattern or stop it in it’s path.
Cancelled T.V Network
When your favorite shows are being taken off the big 3 where you can switch to Cancelled T.V of course. This network will continue to play new episodes of the shows that you have loved even if the networks think they are ready to close. Cancelled T.V will be able to produce the same quality shows you are used to at a much lower cost then the networks because these stars still want to be seen by their fans. Cancelled T.V Network because you have the right to continue to enjoy the shows you love even if the network says you don’t.
Corruption
Can we judge corruption without giving up our animal? Will we feel that we have put our party/people out to pasture just because we were doing something right for everyone not just the one’s who eat peanuts or hee, haw, bagel, or ham? The truth is we should be blind about judging corruption where even those most paritisan will see a balance based on the truth not what hands we want to look at.
Fall Off Point
It’s that part of the story where everything seems to fall apart. You’ve made it to what appeared to be a pivotal part and then you suddenly see the cliff ahead where nothing seems right. Sometimes if you are lucky you can save yourself and turn around but often you’ve invested too much time and effort to get that high that you feel the fall can’t hurt too much. So you fall into an abyss and pray (not literally) that there is a happy/satisfying ending that your eye’s and mind didn’t see when you jumped.
Dance Anywhere
Some individuals truly have the rhythm of life and show it as if the world is truly a stage. They are so comfortable with their moves and body that they let it go in places that others hardly wake up in whether it be a library (below) or Monday’s at work. These individuals rhythm is contagious as they make the world the stage it truly can be.
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Don’t Make Time
I have made time for most of my life to watch football but since some of the NFL players can’t take the time to stand for the National Anthem I’ve decided to alter my plans as well. It’s not that I won’t watch a game or portion thereof I just won’t change my schedule to make sure this appears. The NFL will be on the background and I will look every once in awhile but the crazy glue has been released and I’m better for it. So keep kneeling and I’ll discover more of the world I’ve been missing even it’s through closed eyes.
WARNING *** CONTROVERSIAL***
WARNING – The following blog point is very controversial it might just take you out of your “safe spaces”
I thought bringing up politics or religion would be controversial but who knew it would be trees. Yes, my discussion of who had the worst life as a living organism (obviously a tree) led many down very divergent as well as antagonistic paths including the bizzare point of an ant who could walk out of any sitation with it’s 6 awesome legs and had plenty of ant support along the way. This discussion between two people based on my blog post ( https://budrebelproductions.com/2018/09/09/worse-then-u/) spread throughout the whole party and probably is continuing in those same households this morning. So beware even tree conversations can get heated and if you were as such you’d have to wait to get watered before you could deal with it.
FOOTNOTE– This obviously isn’t serious but trust me if you kept it going for a bit more the branches would have hit someone.











