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Just because you feel sick like a dog doesn’t mean that your loved ones don’t have any fur on them as well and trust me their tail isn’t wagging. Whether it’s a sickness that passes in a day or one you bear over a lifetime your ABC sickness leaves them with portions of C.  For almost everytime you get up to take care of it their eyes are open as well. Everytime you speak about it they are probably (remember I wrote probably) listening as well. Need not forget those trips to the drug store and doctors are stops along their way as well.  So when you feel a bit better make sure they feel cured themselves.

For those that see me at work today it isn’t because I left my calender at home I just don’t take off the 2nd day for this holiday. It’s not that I don’t respect those that do I just believe G-D is giving me and others like me a bit of leeway on this issue. The fact is the two days for this holiday was instituted because in the old days they didn’t know when the day started or ended in Israel time but now we have a bit more precise watches that can solve this problem from the 12th century or so.   I’m sure there are other good reasons why the 2 days for this holiday continue to be celebrated it’s my schedule doesn’t give me enough time to study them. Work is another one of my obligations and I hope this balances out in the scheme of things to come.   G-D willing I’m still on the good side of the ledger even if my ledger is a bit different then those of my traditional brothers.

WARNING- A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE BLOG POST

We should have an open mind to all people but that doesn’t mean I want to show my birthday suit to someone not invited to the party.  I should never be invited into a women’s locker room because I’m not a doctor and even though I can control what goes on outside inside is a whole different story. So why should a person who is attracted to those of the same sex watch a strip tease show that those who were performing never knew they were in?  It’s an uncomfortable situation for all those involved and all though we can’t make checks at the door maybe a bit more public discretion is needed even in our locker rooms. Let’s just say a bit more towels and a whole lot less birthday suits should be seen for you never know who might think they should blow out the candles.

Whether you are “Pro Life” or “Pro Choice” we all must admit that abortion kills an unborn life but now we can confirm that those who lead it don’t mind killing a born life as well. For destroying a person’s reputation is a kin to eliminating them as a whole and no matter what else they’ve done in their life and/or belief in if it doesn’t pass their litmus test on Abortion the knife’s will come out.  Groundless accusations to stop those who might  even have the slighest ability to move it in the life side will be utilized for their destruction and no guilt will be attached to the crime.  Abortion kills a beating heart whether it be the unborn or those who’s reputations are destroyed because they challenge the “norm“.

9-24-18- 8:40 PM – Breaking News-  It has just been discovered that Brett Kavanaugh is a Leprechaun!  We can see from the shiny form above his head that this is the case plus this photo of his youth  (below) has just surfaced.By the way look what he’s done to that poor dog.   Of course nobody can verify the date, location or even if this is Judge Kavanaugh but he is Irish and that is more evidence then in any other previous allegation. Since Leprechaun’s are technically not human we expect his name to be withdrawn from the Supreme Court Nomination process.

FOOTNOTE-  This is as true as the recent allegations against Judge Kavanaugh that have surfaced today.

As another year of Sukkot enters many a Jewish household again this year we realize the relevance of this holiday in our times. For as we progress with new devices and technology that split us into separate worlds the Sukkot brings us back to a time of simple pleasures and happiness.  We also realize that although we may protect our life’s and reputation with many barriers of truth even an accusation over many decades ago without definitive facts can see the walls begin to crumble. We must continue to pursue our dreams and have faith even if things appear to be cracking, for  G-D who is the true strength can make even the flimsiest walls rock solid even when we can’t .

There are times when I completely lost it and I apology if in advance some don’t find them funny but at the moment they were hysterical and  put my laugh bone in charge. Here are just a few that stand out.

(1) DENTURES- Yes, it’s mean but this gentleman’s dentures fell out while he was putting on his tennis outfit. As a teen this was funny but as a man with years under my belt let’s just say I’m brushing a bit more.

(2) FACES- Usually faces can be a little funny but when made in the silence of a crowded elevator I dare you to stop laughing.

(3) WRONG WORD- I can’t tell you the number of times I experienced hysterical laughter when the wrong words came out of WHO?

(4) DRINKING COKE- Yes, probably a youthful face was made inbetween which cleaned out my nostrils for days. Coke never felt so wrong.

(5) MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASS- I know I might sound a bit like Mrs. Ford for I can’t remember the time, date and even the names in between but I do remember being taken out of class as my laughter was uncontrollable.  This one actually occurred but nobody will be held responsible accept me.

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Mrs. Ford might just be the weight that swings the #METOO movement in the opposite direction.  Where more prove that is necessary will be needed before the general public accepts an accusation of abuse. Just as any movement, extremes cause it to bounce in the opposite direction instead of staying balanced in the middle it appears the #METOO movement is heading in that direction. It’s a shame because those that truly have been hurt with a clear factual record of this occurring may just have to wait on the side till the balance of abuse continues to rise again.