9-24-18- 8:40 PM – Breaking News- It has just been discovered that Brett Kavanaugh is a Leprechaun! We can see from the shiny form above his head that this is the case plus this photo of his youth (below) has just surfaced.By the way look what he’s done to that poor dog. Of course nobody can verify the date, location or even if this is Judge Kavanaugh but he is Irish and that is more evidence then in any other previous allegation. Since Leprechaun’s are technically not human we expect his name to be withdrawn from the Supreme Court Nomination process.
FOOTNOTE- This is as true as the recent allegations against Judge Kavanaugh that have surfaced today.