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The “AFFECTION NECKLACE” is the one symbol everyone will have to pay attention to.  For example if you’re not in the mood even for a hand shake the one above says it loud and clear and other times you’ll take as much affection as you can get.

The AFFECTION NECKLACE will be the one symbol that can change with your mood or who your with but no matter what everyone will know it’s meaning.  It will also come in bold colors that stand out as everyone knows red means stop and yellow means take it slow. The AFFECTION NECKLACE will make sure you don’t give or have a Biden moment in your life. The only problem is if you forget which one you are wearing.

As we move further and further away from showing affection between the sexes we probably will show more affection within instead. Well that is unless we start to feel uncomfortable with that as well and believe that hug was a bit too long or that hi five was a bit too low. Well if that occurs at least will have this one safe space (below) where know one can be offended… right?  Wait where did I put my arm?

Is it okay to say this in today’s times “she’s pushy“. She always wants to lead the way and won’t relent even with strong resistance. You might say that she is just strong minded and if it was a male I would be impressed with such determination but this is different because she’s unrelenting even when someone else has a strong position.  Yet because she’s so cute and happens to have a tail I usually let her win even if her brother is on the losing leash.

They are the one’s that have you slamming your fist but somehow can give you a hug (well maybe handshake today) before the end of the day. These individuals who get on every one of your nerves one moment have a way to release them the next. Maybe it’s because we expect so little of them that when they act sorta normal we want to believe they’ll be a whole new person. Only to find they are back in that A..hole side before we know it and sucker us back into letting it go again and again and…  While we struggle not to get on anyone’s nerve they enjoy the opposite and  in the end we let them win.

I’ve decided to change your name even though you don’t know it. It’s just a name that suits you right for the moment and will change with the next one.  I hope you don’t mind but let’s face it your name doesn’t fit your face today so let’s switch it around.  Come on it’s fun to have different names don’t be bore! Of course it could be that I just forgot your name in the 1st place but then I would have to take the blame so instead your name has changed…. at least until I can remember it again.