Human Fetch

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Why should our four legged friends have all the fun and stay trim with HUMAN FETCH we can get in the game.  It will involve the same basic concept of throwing something in the air, then finding it and retrieving the item but that’s where the similarities end. Here are a few of the differences and don’t worry you don’t have to sit but after a few rounds you might want to.

(1) 10 players are on  the field.

(2) A FETCH MACHINE- Shoots out items in various directions over 50 yards

(3) Person’s must receive the item and press in their code to get points while other items  continue to get thrown in all different directions.

(4) The one who wins the contest gets a large special chocolate chip (human designed) bone as the others get a small cookie.

 

UNREALISTIC?

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You think he’s unrealistic but I say it’s just the amount. For you live as if tomorrow is guaranteed while I strive  as if it could be my last. Maybe you believe that all will be forgotten but I live to keep a legacy.  So nobody is truly realistic it’s just some accept the reality of today vs those who will accept it tommorrow. Eventually unless the scales have changed (G-D willing)  we all will have to carry the same burden so why not try to lift today?

Bud Rebel Show- NAME

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As a film-maker I realize the one key ingredient that I’m missing in producing the Bud Rebel show is a “NAME”.  This shouldn’t be some ordinary celebrity but one with incredible talent, knowledge, experience and with a bit of a rebellious streak in them. A person who could fully understand what “entertainment” should be without the fear of the PC police knocking on their door. Maybe someone who the industry through in quicksand and this show pulls them out to the greatness within.  My attorney is looking for “said person to become involved in said production and G-D willing that day will come about sooner rather then later.

Sick Genius

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I was at the gym listening to a detailed discussion on medical issues between a doctor and someone who was being treated for Cancer and realized I didn’t understand a word between them except for a few “the & testing.”  The truth is if you come down with a sickness then you should spend at least some of that time studying some medical journals. For the more of a genius you become with your sickness the better the chance you’ll have at recovery or at least understand what the hell is truly going on inside.  You will also have a  more productive conversation with your medical professional which will keep them on your toes even as it leaves your loved ones wondering who is the doctor and who is the patient.

Bohemian Rhapsody- What Was Missing

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Bohemian Rhapsody had all the parts to make a great film but never hit the key notes. The climax never occurred in a way that took you deeper into the film and Freddy Mercury wasn’t loveable enough to accept all his faults as a whole. The cinematography was spectacle except for the overtap product placement (no I’m stil not choosing Pepsi and I don’t care what audio gear this movie recommends) yet without the climax and character development even the greatest film can miss the key notes unlike Mr. Mercury.

** – Bohemian Rhapsody

FOOTNOTE- I know I’m an except of the rules but someone has be a be more real on their stage.

Car Connoisseur

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You don’t have the time to sit through all the B.S. but just want to find the right car for your lifestyle as well as  budget; then it should be time for a “Car Connoisseur” who will do it all except sign the paper for you. The Car Connoisseur  will sit down with you and help you decide what you really need vs what you want and can afford. They then will go on a search to try and find this vehicle at the lowest price possible with the best guarantees to boot. The Car Connoisseur will also make sure you deal with your trade in/clunker in the most efficient and cost effective way possible so that you won’t have too many auto insurances at the same time.  This professional finally will follow up on a timely basis to make sure everything is running just right.  A Car Connoisseur for those who can afford to do it right.

Mob Rule… the Show

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“Mob Rule” will be the show where your unfiltered vote will decide the outcome of family disputes, hot button political issues, real battle of bands/comedians, serious issues and even  completely silly ones. Here is a pitch (below) of how it would run.

(1) Loud crowd storms into the arena.

(2) Two opponents stand in a steel cage with a ref in the middle.

(3) Viewers will also get to vote on the action and who the winner is in the end.

(4) They will argue their points as vociferously as possible without any violence and with a ref insuring they don’t speak over each other … at least most of the time.

(5) The crowd will ooh and ahh and the camera angles will potray the emotions of the momentt.

(6) The opponent who is viewed as the loser can admit to their loss and walk the path of shame or be carried to their extreme crazy but safe punishment.

(7) Those who have lost the debate will receive automatic free counseling so that they can let go of any “dangerious” lingering feelings to themselves or others.

FOOTNOTE- Those who enter the steel cage of “The Mob Rules” will be vetted to make sure they can handle the outcomes.

Over

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5559 BC-

I’ve taken my favorite YN STEJ hat as I’m about to take my transporter way past the recommended level. What’s the worst it can do blow up the world. Seriously though I’ve got to be in too many places at one time my child’s toofball bame, my parents 75 anniversary and of course that paper which is due on the desk. This ingenious modification will make it all possible. What choice do I really have for it feels as if the whole world is depending on me now in this moment.  This will insure my legacy will never be forgotten. So here goes 12, 11, 10……

TODAY 

This is the moment that I’m going to insure my never is not forgotten. With my NY Jets hat attached to my head (for that might be all which is left) I’m about to enter my transporter. A device that will take me back and forth in no time and totally created by my own ingenuity  It’s strange for as I enter it I feel like I’ve been here before but this must be some bizzare thought. Here goes nothing 12, 11, 10… dammit it stopped out of know where.  As I look to the back it appears that the wire has been mangled but by who and how?

 

RIP George H Bush

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There was a time when President’s really fit their role and the best candidate in our recent time was George H Bush.  He was a President and person that carefully read his script and had few “improv” moments. President Bush was  a family man who could bring the American people together in war and peace. He had one of the strongest resumes as a person seeking this office but never the attitude.   He was a leader meant for a time when certain values and ethics behind such a word were observed by the press and the person behind the office.  George H Bush may G-D grant you a final resting place worthy of your style, leadership and values.

Life Roles

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I play a husband, father, business man, writer etc but were never given the script in advance. A matter fact my whole life can be compared to “improv” where I suddenly will be thrown into a new role without much or any context before hand. How much time did we spend learning the role of a husband or wife before rings were exchanged? When did we study the works of plumber before we had to fix the toilet?   Sometimes my acting is so real that even I believe it at other times those in the action walk off the set.  Often I play an expert (Computer Expert, Accountant etc) where my silence is truly golden and eye expression as well as  facial looks get me through these part. We all have our roles to play even when the camera isn’t running.

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