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When did comedy become serious? Where a comedian could be taken out for making people laugh too much or even stating a common believe? Whether we admit it or not few of us want our child to be “gay”. This is not to say many won’t accept it at some point but we want our children in traditional marriages where our legacy continues with grandchildren made the old fashion way.  We also don’t want our children to be single for that same reason and basically want them to share our same values as a whole. There is a lot we don’t want our children to be (lion tamers, fire eaters etc) so let’s be “real” and also let’s learn to laugh a bit more as well.

FOOTNOTE- Please note that the controversial joke were made  in 2011 and we shouldn’t replace history no matter what but live and learn from it instead.

 It was supposed to be the time of our life and now I wonder if any of us will make out alive! Everything was perfect until everything went completely wrong. It started with a crazy storm which came out of no where which blew our electricity  which lead to those coming out in the midst of darkness. If only we can make it to morning I’m sure we might be able to escape but where is there to hide as more and more of the crew and passngers turn into those awful beast looking for more blood. In the midst of deep dark ocean how will any of us ever survive?

Ok Google should not okay certain things for your children! That is where “Ok Google Children” will come in and make sure that you’re still in charge.  This modification will allow a parent to register users of the device so those under the age set will only access the information that you believe is best for them. You will also make sure “Google” helps them with words of the day, history facts or other educational fun items and then send a musical reward for the right answer like a favorite song or character speaking to your own child. With Ok Google Children your child will be entertained for hours without fear that they are learning the wrong lesson.

George H Bush had no clue whether his act of patrotism at the age of 18 would now lead to his immediate death as his plane  was shot down on a bombing mission in World War II or exist for another day let alone lifetime.  Our country honors this 41st President who just like us never knew what was coming.  We can have the greatest plans set but their is one with a bigger eraser. In the end all we can do is try to go up the path we believe is right but who knows how many U turns are on our way or whether we will suddenly swerve to a new path up ahead.  So try your best and leave the rest to G-D who created you and truly has your navigation set.

I’m a big fan of buying American especially when it comes to cars so why would I consider adding a Hyundai Kona to my household?Here are the reasons (below) I would make such a drive.

(1) AMERICAN INVESTMENT- Hyndai already invests 7 billion dollars in the U.S and plans to invest 3.1 more over the next 5 years

(2) EMPLOYEES- This company supports over 100,000 jumps in our country and has a manufacturing facility in Alabama.

(3) UNIQUE- The vehicle I’m looking into has a unique safety feature which is not standard in other “American Vehicles” and the newer model has an electric charging feature as well.

(4) PRICE- It appears I will get a better vehicle at a lower cost to our family budget.

(5) SERVICE- This will be the final assessment to determine whether I will actually make this drive.

Yes the media elites hate the President because he a Republican and a times a bit vociferous but mostly because they are sick of winning. The media needs something to complain about and if the policies are general winning for the American people then it must be the man.  The media wants not only their agenda to pass but to continue to make $$ and good news doesn’t sell as well as bad President Trump news. So the media will continue to hit this President especially hard until they find another who will lose again.

FOOTNOTE- I know about the stock market slide but will have to see if it’s more of a roller coaster then a cliff.

A bear market means that one can’t always save up for a rainy day for thunderstorms can occur at any time. Yes, it’s imortant to put $$’s away but your mattress shouldn’t be full because you need a new cover and even a pillow. So enjoy a bit while it’s there for one never knows when that thunderstorm was really a hurricane in disguise.

I’ve had a policy of launching many balloons because if one pops at least some others will still be in the sky. If I focused on just one balloon and put all my air into it then I might decide there is no more reason to exhale anymore as I become exhausted from this one effort. Yet by launching many balloons if one pops I might not even have time to feel sad because I’m trying to keep the others flying high. Keeping many balloons in one’s sky enables one to dream even as others come crashing down.

By golly I think I created a fun dog!  Let’s face it when I first got Sidney his abuse showed on his personality that was more of a snail then a dog. Yet years later you wouldn’t recognize this fun loving dog from the snail he previously was. He not only loves walks (which he initially was afraid up), plays with all different socks but even gives his dad the affection of a puppy and this was accomplished without lightning. Well maybe we shocked him with the love and fun a family can truly bring to a four legged friend. Thank G-D this conversion worked now I’m wondering will he ever stop meowing.

FOOTNOTE – This story is true except for the meowing.