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What I don’t have the right to go to “your bookstore” because I’m not wearing the garb? Who do you think you are looking at me with that “attitude” you’re no better then me just because you’re dressed in black with your curls while I have a pair of blue jeans on.  I’m going to give you a piece of my mind.

What the car yeah it drives well.  Yes it has great speed and is fun to drive. Well thank you for noticing. You have a good day as well.

FOOTNOTE– Don’t assume one is “giving you the look” until you know what they are looking at. I did and felt really stupid.

It’s not nice to “shame” a person but shouldn’t we “notice” instead especially when not could “kill them”.  The movement against “fat shaming” is truly killing individuals with an obesity epidemic that killed 40,000 people last month while mass shootings killed 53. Shouldn’t we focus a bit more energy on those around us who we can see are putting another bullet in their stomach’s everyday?   We don’t need to shame people just be a friend and ask them to go the gym with you, speak about a new diet or just be a friend which means understanding the weight difficulty without adding to the scale.  Fat noticing is not shaming it’s helping others actually live.

Sometimes the best advise is “it sucks”.  It might not sound like advise but allows you to let go of your emotions instead of hold them in. This is especially true when a loved one has passed away and “sorry” might help open a tear jerk but “it sucks” allows it to flow out.  Sometimes life really does hold those to words and it feels great afterwards when someone else truly recognizes your pain. “It sucks” for the pain is real and it’s good to know someone knows how it truly feels.

G-D I pray along with millions of your children from various backgrounds that you miraculous send a complete speedy cure to Alex Trebek. We understand that their are many on your “sick list” that are seeking similar help but what a great witness to your mercy, strength and love if this public personality was suddenly cured of the “incurable”. We implore you to do said work while you continue to help all those of various spotlights  especially those who are most dim. It’s just that Alex perseverance as well as honesty about his illness is something that hit’s home with so many that have kept their illnesses in the closet and his cure might open their doors as well.  G-D we pray that this is your will and thank you for your continued help along the way.

I want to thank the academy (my daughter) for this truly special award. For after the ten’s of thousands of jokes that are heard daily mine was concluded to be the worst joke ever. The truth is it wasn’t easy getting here for some jokes were truly cheesy to the put of Cheddar but this one really took even the cheesecake cake with the strawberries on top.  It wasn’t just a typical father joke but one that will go down in history and that’s something to be proud of.  Years in the making (trust my daughter) this one joke stood out as the one to conquer all and she just might be right.  Out of the blue  I said  “Don’t put the dog in the refrigerator” that was it and you know what after full evaluation I think I might just deserve this award.

I have to admit  I have a bit of social anxiety and if you looked like me would you really blame me. For I don’t know which way to fly so I sorta fly up and down until I’m so dizzy I just fly straight. It’s not easy being a bee except when there is some nectar in the air otherwise I fear others will just swat me away, so my anxiety is really your fault. If you truly loved me or liked me a little I could fly straight to my destination but instead I deal with this social anxiety that keeps me buzzing all day long instead. By the way are you done with that Melon it sure smells wonderful?

Flat is fine. For it doesn’t need really to bust through to satisfy your desire. Flat can be just the flavor your body is calling for without all the bright lights around it. Sometimes it’s just to big to absorb anyway.  So grab that can of day old seltzer water for in the end it’s just water that you’ll be drinking.  What you were thinking about something else you’re mind is as flat as a pole.