I want to thank the academy (my daughter) for this truly special award. For after the ten’s of thousands of jokes that are heard daily mine was concluded to be the worst joke ever. The truth is it wasn’t easy getting here for some jokes were truly cheesy to the put of Cheddar but this one really took even the cheesecake cake with the strawberries on top. It wasn’t just a typical father joke but one that will go down in history and that’s something to be proud of. Years in the making (trust my daughter) this one joke stood out as the one to conquer all and she just might be right. Out of the blue I said “Don’t put the dog in the refrigerator” that was it and you know what after full evaluation I think I might just deserve this award.