I finally can be who I want to be, and you’ll never know, well at least until you have your last drink. I’m not going to push the envelope too far, but how would you actually know who my “cousin is, or what movie I’m preparing to star in that is pre-pre-production anyway? Yes, I wrote that song you’ve been listening to, and the credit was stolen away, so you won’t be able to read about it. I was the one who brought in the key information to get…. The truth might not be at the bar, but a good story sure will be there, and I plan to be the author. Oh, it’s a best seller, of course.