On behalf of all my shell friends I just want to say I’m truly sorry. Honestly, it was only a few turtles that had their heads in the sand that destroyed your enjoyment. Most of us knew that eating plastic straws was not something worthy of one’s diet but a few just kept eating, what morons! This is almost as stupid as the two-legged inventor of the paper straw. Even we with shell brains know that paper and liquids really don’t mix. Therefore return to plastic and enjoy your drinking on us. For, as our tough shells prove it we’ve been around longer than the existence of any straw and plan to keep slowly moving along way past any straw movement.