March 23- 10 AM- Biden has signed a complete Pardon of President Trump on the indictment of Alvin Bragg. “I believe that we should battle on the political field our ideas not in the court-room” said the President in a stunning announcement after signing the said pardon. Biden also said his Justice Department looked into the matter and decided the charges against the former President would not stand up to further judicial review and felt it was incumbent on our justice system not to politicize the institution. In further news President Biden admitted that the way his administration pulled out of Afghanistan was wrong and has learned from this mistake.
FOOTNOTE- Early April Fools joke.