Old Spice Sweat Defense- Just A Battle

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Old Spice Sweat Defense is only fit for a battle. For, these sweat beads last shorter than the current price on eggs. Yes, it works great for a couple of days but then you run out in the middle of the seventh inning with bases loaded. Come to think of it this is what occurs with any bead deodorant as the old-fashioned deodorant bar proves sometimes the classics are still the best.

Oil & Match

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There is oil around me and trust me it is hot, I just have to make sure I’m not the match. Little by little they keep pulling at me to pull out that match but usually, I keep it out as I carefully try to walk away. Yet once in a while, it becomes too much and the flames ignite before I even realize the match has come out. The good news is I usually have an extinguisher on hand to put out the fire yet I wonder if one day I just forget the extinguisher and let it all burn away.

FOOTNOTE-  I guess I shouldn’t play with matches.

Different Stone

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Those without sin cast the first stone but what if it’s a whole different stone or maybe just a hard piece of mud?  For example, you might be a person that speeds down the road but can’t one throw mud at someone who recklessly cuts you off leaving inches between you.  The truth is casting a stone might be a bit much but maybe throwing a few pebbles at someone who is a bank thief is justified? Finally in other words, one might not want to pass final judgment but does that mean some judgment is just?

Professional Wrestling

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Can I be honest it’s just plain fun.  Yes, unless you have an imagination greater than mine you won’t find it a bit real.  Yet once you escape into this silly world, I dare you not to find it fun.  From the entertaining crowds to those on the stage actually performing the acts professional wrestling is an experience everyone should throw in the ring for at least once. For these guys and gals throw everything in the ring especially their bodies and all for your enjoyment. Professional wrestling the most unreal fun you might just ever have.

Angel Of Death-Hostage -A Story- I Hope Is Not True… Maybe

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ANGEL OF DEATH – Okay let him go.

STEVE- Why should I have you’ll just then come for M-E.

ANGEL OF DEATH- Maybe, but it’s not his time and…

STEVE-  Who determined it’s my time.

ANGEL OF DEATH- Really Steve you know who come on.

STEVE – Well I want a few minutes to say goodbye to my dog and then…

ANGEL OF DEATH-  Listen if you kill her while she’s sleeping then you’re gravestone will read murderer for eternity and it will be a whole lot hotter here for you too.  One second I’m getting a call….

STEVE-  A call.  You know she’s not so innocent and…

ANGEL OF DEATH-  Okay, here’s your one choice. I’ll give you 24 hours to straighten out your business if you let her go. It’s only because of who you held hostage though for she wasn’t getting her wings anytime soon. After you let her go then you’re coming with me and you’re stay in the hot zone has been increased.

STEVE-  What if I say n-o. Ow! ….

ANGEL OF DEATH-  Well then…. Oh I guess this was taken care of.  Steve you should have not questioned the deal.

 

 

Just A Jacket

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It’s a jacket not my neurons. Honestly, I haven’t followed the team since I bought the jacket over 5 years ago but everyone who sees me wear it thinks I’m a sports commentator. I could wear an Addidas shirt, and no one would expect that I know the foundation of this company but wear a sports jacket and all of a sudden you have a PHD on that team. I’ll tell you what I know this jacket is warm and is the only one in my closet.

FOOTNOTE- I guess I’ll have to study the sports page until I get a different jacket.

Not Right or Wrong Just Chocolate

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It pains me to say this but it’s not right or wrong just chocolate. Or in other words even though Chocolate is amazing to me it doesn’t have to be for Y-O-U. I may never understand why that is the case but I may never understand why you like quiet places in the car as well.  You have the right to like and dislike things opposite my mirror and still not have that mirrored crack. Of course, in the end I hope we can find some common beans we agree on. Hey, can I have a sip of your coffee?

Yes Way – A Happy Ending-Spiritual Journey

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It’s not my time or place but the truth is you are not writing the script.  How could I get this part in life when there are so many more talented people, yet you are not the casting agent? The truth is we don’t know our parts in life and just when it seems we are written out we are standing on center stage. Moses according to the book was not the spokesperson of his time and was so humble it appeared leadership was out of his realm, yet G-D had an entirely different plan.  Your book is still being written so keep trying your best and leave the rest to the greatest author of all our lifetimes G-D and you’ll never know where the pages might turn.

Shot Of A Lifetime

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It’s the shot you wouldn’t have made it if you tried but it’s where you’ve found that lost sock, keys etc.  Shots of a lifetime happen all the time especially. when it’s not your goal. So don’t intentionally take the shot and watch the glory unfold at least when it actually occurs.

Modern Cemetery- A Business Concept

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The modern cemetery would celebrate someone’s life not just honor their death. For, this cemetery would have sections which contained many of their most vital honors, pictures and just times they lived along with possibly a hologram that came alive when a living soul walked past their stone.  The hologram images could also be pictures of them and their loved ones, travels and other key events in their live. Until G-D writes a different chapter death is part of one’s life, but the modern cemetery would keep the person alive in spirit way past the burial.

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