Please pretty please with every drop of sugar, honey, and a finger on top. I really want this job it’s my big chance and I’ll do almost anything to get it. Honestly, I know I should have worked harder earlier to earn your trust or give out the goodies but everyone else had it automatically so I thought the seat would just come my way. Listen, there might be better candidates but at this point, all I have left is my soul and for some reason, I can’t find it to put it up on the auction block. So please give me the chance to be your leader and I’ll do what you tell me….please.
FOOTNOTE- He has earned my vote for I got the point the pointer finger that is.