Monthly Archives August 2019

One secret to success should be more open and I’m going to reveal the 3 letter word now, even if it annoys you. Fun, that’s right whether it be acting, singing, dancing, blue collar work or one behind the desk add a bit more of this and your bound to be successful.  I’m not going to say it’s going to pay your bills, or put your name on a Hollywood star but it will make every heart beat stay in rhythm through the good, bad, boring and weird moments of life. You can over do it and not get anything you want truly done but with the right balance fun will keep you on the beam of life.   Fun is the key ingredient in every cooking dish and even cleaning up afterwards.  The secret has been revealed now a bit more of this spice to your life as well.

Celery has been banned because it has been found to be the common string.  The one component that all Mass Shooters have in common in the dietary fibers.  After banning guns President Warren has decided this must be the next step. Any person who buys a piece of celery must be registered and proof that it is necessary for their diet.  People also will be checked at the TSA to see if celery is in their diet.  “It’s time we put an end to these shootings and I’ll find something I can pin it on”, said President Warren.

FOOTNOTE- G-D forbid this becomes our new reality.

We’re gathered here to bury a joke. The joke had it’s moments for some more then others but now it’s time to put it to rest. Yes,not everyone got you but some didn’t know when and how to introduce you to the crowd.  Joke we will miss you well at least I will but it’s time for you to go to a better place where those above or below where you are truly needed. Thank you for the memories you’ll always be in my heart and who knows maybe you’ll be reincarnated someday.

When you’re on the road and have  to go you don’t want to sit just anywhere but ‘THE THRONE” .   This location will not be public but very private with each stall separated and containing their own sink, shaving cream, toothpaste as well as other amenities. The clean fresh smell before and after will take you to your palace.  This way you can privately do your business on your own time and be on your way. ” The Throne” won’t be the least expensive place to but membership has it’s privileges and it’s seats.

I’m offering YOU a free  work out.  A matter of fact if you do a really great job I’ll even pay you a dollar or two. Yet before you get all excited and join my gym let me tell you what I saw today at my gym which is not free.  A gentleman carried a 5 gal jar up and downstairs. The truth is I have plenty of jugs this man or you could carry for free and get this wonderful workout as well.  You might want to bench press but how about you move some of my clothes and furniture around instead. It’s a wonderful opportunity to stay in shape, save $ and help clean up my house.  Who knew working out could work out for me and my house as well.

Training helps but let’s face it some just are born with it.  There are individuals who at the youngest of age can sing, dance, act, or play sports better then those who went to the best schools to acquire these talents and there is nothing anyone can do about it.  Natural talent is a G-D given gift that should make us all a bit more faithful even as we have to take lessons from those who are barely able to talk.   They “just have it” and it’s great to try and get it yet still appreciate their natural skill.

Yesterday my car was left in neutral while many drove past me.  I had a slight bout of “depression” where all the events of the day weighed down on me and caused me to feel as if I was just standing still even as my feet kept walking.  Maybe it was the slow pace of the day and the negative attitude of those around me or could it be I just let in too many despondent thoughts? Chocolate and caffeine were the drugs I choose but in the end it was a change of scenario with some inspiring people that cured me of this mood which I hope I won’t let enter again.

FOOTNOTE– Many have these times but few are willing to open up to them and bring them to the light.

I realized that I’m driving a Lamborghini while those in my world are still riding a horse.  I zoom down lanes that others haven’t even looked at and only slow down when they throw out the caution flag.  Don’t get me wrong without some of those caution flags I probably would have hit a wall or two… but their pace as a whole is slowing me down and I’m looking at a whole new track.  With the right team behind me the pace is picking up to a whole new level and I might take this baby for the ride of my life.

Every foodie needs to set their clock for August 8th  as our palate’s may never be the same. For that is that date Burger King will be releasing their Impossible Burger to the world to compete with their heavyweight the Whopper.  Yes, some of the elite foodies might wonder why I would “go there” but the Whopper is a classic that really hasn’t been matched bun for bun.  So keep August 8th open the Impossible just might come true to a palate in you.