Workout Waste

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I prove workouts don’t matter for my bark is truly scarier then my bite but don’t tell that to the Labrador down the street.  For although he might have the muscle and size on me I have the attitude that has him running when I walk down the street.  So go to your gym and get all tone I’ll still put fear in your heart with my little growl that will show once and for all size really doesn’t matter.

Fire & Alabama

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There’s a fire but instead of putting it out where it started the firefighters are looking at saving the life’s at those at the top of the building. By trying to save those life’s 1st  they are putting the rest of the life’s in jeopardy as the building itself might crumble before they get there.  Step by step they should approach saving life’s moving to those we all can see are clearly at risk and need an immediate rescue.  As we rescue those victims maybe people will see the flames that continue to spread upwards. Yet as painful as it is we can’t let the majority die to save one life who actually has better chance of survival if we don’t rescue them 1st.

 

Worst.Com App

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Everyone knows it’s hard to be the best but sometimes it’s equally hard to be the worst. That’s why worstwebsite.com/app will keep track of those who didn’t come 7th out of 8th but dead last. From the movie that lost the most amount of $$’s to the restaurant which closest the fastest. What really serves the worst Pizza in NY? Who is really the worst barber shop in your neighborhood? Not only will you know who wins (well actually loses) but the criteria behind the “title”.  Yes, we can celebrate the winners but sometimes those that lose deserve to be known as well.

FOOTNOTE- Who will be the worst Democratic Presidential Candidate of 2020 currently Mayor Bill De Blasio but with 24 candidates this race is far from over.

GOT Water Bottle

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It’s the water bottle used by kings and now it can be yours. The GOT = Game Of Thrones Water Bottle is the one bottle which has stood the test of time. Who knew Poland Spring was around in those times… unless there really was an alien invasion or time travel? Yet that doesn’t matter because now with GOT water bottle you can remember the last episode for years to come. For we can see the cup half empty or full but at least now we can see it over and over again.

FOOTNOTE- This item is not for sale but don’t tell me some marketing genius won’t be coming out with soon.

Neck Theory

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I tried the coffee, slaps in the face and cold water now comes the neck theory. For I believe one of the reasons I’m a bit tired in the morning and my head appears to slump is because the blood needs to flow at a better pace to my brain once it’s awake or something like that. This is totally unscientific but my latest experiment on myself came out with a caffeine type boost. Today though is another Monday so we’ll see if this experiment can be repeated or I’ll just have to put some ice in the water instead.

Not Friend

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It’s often hard to tell the difference when done correctly but I’m not your friend instead I’m your father. That means I won’t necessarily tell you what you want to hear but what your ears must be open too. It also means demanding when at times I’d rather just suggest.  My goals must not be to worry about hurting your feelings over the short term but making sure you make decisions that keep you well and strong over the long term.  Yes, I can be annoying, intrusive and at times even a bit cold because a friend can pass in the night but a father wants to be there for a lifetime.

2020 Democratic Presidential- My Hopeful

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I finally donated $$’s to a Democratic candidate running for President. Please don’t worry I haven’t turned into an Ass and still have the big ears but don’t eat Peanuts. Though Ami Horowitz has convinced me to contribute to the other side. For although we differ on issues such as life at least he’s generally in the mold of a JFK Democrat and that is something the other side should have on the table.  I’m still looking to keep America Great but just in case my fellow citizens decide to think differently at least this candidate will keep America good. He also will be a delight to have on the Democratic Debate stage so please consider giving even a dollar or two (below) so issues such as socialism,  support of Israel, late term abortion and open borders won’t be ignored by the media.

https://amiforamerica.com/

FOOTNOTE–  He just needs a $1 from 65,000 Americans and/or 1 % or more in the polls to make it to the Democratic Debate stage.  At least until they change the rules when G-D willing he gets it.

Understanding Human

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We have taken over much but their was one group of humans that resisted.   This group was poked and probed but we still couldn’t understand them. For unlike the other group it didn’t make a difference how many widgets we made but how the one made them feel. We could cure many a problem but if we don’t show empathy to their every whim they felt betrayed. Emotionally support was more important then actually holding them up. We understand their shoes, now we can walk in them with their own feet without them evening knowing.

FOOTNOTE- This is not a true story …I hope.

Simple Message

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It appeared to be much but as I handed out to everyone all I was left with was the crumbs until mine was pulled in. For the appetizers were divided equally but with only 4 servings and 5 people mine was continually smaller then the rest. Which left the others full when the fish truly came in.  The wait was worth it for what looked delicious in the beginning tasted even better at the end.

Game Of Thrones -ENDING REVEALED

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WARNING- Spoiler Not Revealed

In the final cut the credits are revealed with boisterous soundtrack in the back.  Wow I’m glad I was able to get that off my chest. For the truth is I haven’t watched one full episode as of yet and I just watched the trailer for the 1st time.  How can I survive the game of life without watching this show I guess I’m just a rebel. I know I’m missing a great deal but at least I got the ending correct.

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