Monthly Archives May 2019

Though I have cuts and bruises I continue to swim to what I hope is land. Though my arms and legs are getting more and more tired with every stroke I continue to swim. For it sucks how those who promised to swim next to me and pull me ahead swim in the opposite direction as soon as they get their feet actually wet.  Then there are those individuals who have sucked the life out of me as I swam to the picture they painted  only to find it’s a  mirage in the middle of the sea.  There are even times that we are swimming together or at least I think so until I realize that they are just a parasite sucking out more and more of my blood. You might wonder why I continue to swim with all these bruises I guess because there is know where else to go when you’re in the middle of the ocean accept down.

FOOTNOTE- I have hired a shark or two who will help protect my swimming lane.

It came to a forefront that they were right my jokes were getting really cheesy Swiss Cheesy to tell you the truth. See I told you it was bad but I didn’t release how they had fallen straight off the cliff.  Yes, once in awhile I noticed the dead air instead of laughter but I assumed they just didn’t hear the punch line but they did and it hurt.  Now I’m getting humor help from some friends such as Jim Carrey who has been in recovery since the 80’s. I just hope my path to humor health will not be so painful and can bury all these dead jokes once and for all.

I was only trying to be friendly as I forgot for  a moment the protocol which has landed these hands behind bars. I was really happy to get this deal going and now I know it should have been just used my hands to write it down instead of grab another hand.  Well they say it wasn’t just the handshake but they way it was performed with all 5 fingers and a grip measuring 2 inches too long.  I’m sorry for my crime and will try to keep my hands to myself next time. Yet for now all I can grab is this cold hard steel bars which I hope isn’t illegal as well.

FOOTNOTE- This post might appear over the hand but workplaces are on the move to ban handshakes (see below). I guess the traditional people of the Jewish faith are more modern then I thought.

https://www.news10.com/news/national/handshakes-could-be-banned-in-the-workplace/1953951662

May 1st -6:22PM  Attorney General William Barr is cancelling his testimony in front of the House Judiciary Committee after the panel said their dogs should be able to ask questions of the sitting Attorney General. House Judiciary Committee Nadler said if Mr. Barr has nothing to hide then why is he afraid to speak in front of the house members and it’s dogs.  The Attorney General said that he doesn’t speak dog and is allergic to the 4 legged friends. Congresswoman Alexandria Cortez has already started impeachment proceedings against the Attorney General because of his refusal to testify she said  “It’s ruff discrimination and that should not be tolerated in our Congress”.

I accidentally started watching the show “Bless This Mess” after  an episode of Blackish in which I knew one of the actors and suddenly knew this was an accident that needed to happen. For once in awhile you just need to laugh without any deep premise behind it and Bless This House did just that. This show is just plain funny and silly in the heart…land.  I’m not sure if other episodes will allow me to feel this way but it has now changed my current Tuesday plans until a better accident occurs in my life.

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I’m working on launching a social media marketer to build on what is produced here but can I deal with what  “I want to happen”?   If all a sudden all these efforts produce the results I want will it be as exciting as it seems on the big screen or will I seek the privacy and anonymity I once had?  Will the results be worth the deep cuts into my personal life or will I just ignore the wounds?   The truth is I have no idea but G-D willing I’ll at least have this thought in my head really soon…..I think?

Venezuela must be free no matter what the costs!  It must occur not only for the good of the Venezuelan people but the United States and the world as a whole. Here are just a few reasons why this is the case.

(1) WORD- It is important that we live up to the words we  commit to especially when it comes to demanding the freedom of people. This is especially significant after the debacle in Syria.

(2) REFUGEES- The continued refugee crisis will only increase exponentially if the evil Maduro regime stays in power.

(3) ENEMIES ON OUR CONTINENT- Iran, Russia, China and Cuba have troops and military equipment in our hemisphere which is a direct threat to our security.

(4) STAND WITH THE PEOPLE- The people of Venezuela are actively supporting freedom and with a bit of help from some friends their dreams can come true.

(5) AMERICAN VALUES- Standing for freedom around the world helps us promote the image of what our country stands for as well as the need for this to expand in every corner of the globe.