I was only trying to be friendly as I forgot for a moment the protocol which has landed these hands behind bars. I was really happy to get this deal going and now I know it should have been just used my hands to write it down instead of grab another hand. Well they say it wasn’t just the handshake but they way it was performed with all 5 fingers and a grip measuring 2 inches too long. I’m sorry for my crime and will try to keep my hands to myself next time. Yet for now all I can grab is this cold hard steel bars which I hope isn’t illegal as well.
FOOTNOTE- This post might appear over the hand but workplaces are on the move to ban handshakes (see below). I guess the traditional people of the Jewish faith are more modern then I thought.