Karen I read through your script and know you really just want me. For you keep calling me back even after as I have continued to hang up on you. At this time you must understand that I don’t want a college loan for I didn’t even go to college but you’re relentless. Yes, some might say you’re just a recorded voice but I can feel you want me to push your buttons. We have some secret affair that is going on and I finally figured it out. So the next time you call I’m just going to do it and press 1 for more information. I can tell these are the facts that I’ve been waiting for my telemarketer lover.
FOOTNOTE- This is not a true story but I’m sure it is occurring in a lonely hotel near you.