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Kavanaugh – Ford- Innocent & Guilty

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Kavanaugh Leprichon

Could Judge Kavanaugh & Professor Ford both be somewhat innocent and guilty in their account of “said incident” that occurred over 30 years ago.  This might be the toughest creative writing piece I’ve written because my mind is moving in the right direction. Yet here are a few scenario’s (below) where this might actually occur.

(1) SAME PARTY- (Scenario 1)   Judge Kavanaugh & Professor Ford actually attended the same party and had a bit too much to drink. What was an innocent drunken touch appeared to be more then that when Professor Ford tried to reccount the incident. Judge Kavanuagh forgot about the party because in his mind nothing actually occurred.

(2) SAME PARTY (Scenario 2)- The Professor & the judge ended up in the same bed after a drunken night of partying. They agreed to keep this a secret until the Professor mind in a defensive mechanism made up a different story because it didn’t agree with the outcome.

(4) DIFFERENT PARTY (Scenario 1)  Professor Ford went to a party where the incident occurred but the attack was done by a person who either had a similar look, voice or name as the Judge. Professor Ford’s mind isn’t fully clear and attempts to jump to the wrong conclusion.

Mistaken Identity- Rachel Mitchell

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Rachel Mitchell

Rachel Mitchell will attempt to sow doubt into the story that Professor Ford said occurred between her and Judge Kavanaugh over 30 years ago. Here are some ways (below) that this can occur.

(1) PHOTO’S – Show Professor Ford photo’s of Judge Kavanaugh as a teen with a similar person who might have attended “the party” in question and see if she can actually pick out the Kavanaugh picture.

(2) KAVANAUGH-  Question her ability to memorize someone’s name from such a long time ago and see how similar names could also appear to be correct.

(3) DETAILS- Try to have Professor Ford provide more detailed account of the night in question (attire, more specific location, possible dates) and see if those details can make the Professor’s  account less credible.

(4) MOTIVE- This is the most difficult web to weave but with questions relating to her political viewpoints, financial status, PGA Tour publicity falling etc a motive can seep out.

Treated like Brother & Sister ….Until

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Brother & Sister 1  Brother & Sister 2

Imagine if all relationships could truly start as if we were just brothers & sisters unless the individuals decided together to move into a different direction.  What a beautiful world it would be. We would be able to joke around with each other and even show some affection without anyone ever getting the wrong idea. Words would be real and might even show true empathy with each other rather then an all to different motive.  It is true that not all brother sister relationships are perfect but at least most know their bondaries and isn’t that what we truly want with each other?

Evil Plan

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Michael Avenatti Creepy Porn Lawyer 2

The leftist extremists have stooped to the lowest level to try and stop Judge Kavanaugh from becoming Justice Kavanaugh with a plan that is ruthless and dare I say brilliant. A plan that turns a blind eye to the repercussions to the innocent individuals around him. Kavanaugh Family

Here was their strategy (below) of such destruction.

(1) MOBILLIZE PROTESTORS– Have your protestors delay hearings to slow down the process

(2)  FEINSTEIN DITCH– Make sure that Ford’s accusation comes out at the last minute before a vote so as to delay those proceedings.

(3) FORD DELAY– Then delay Ford’s  testimony in  front of the Senate Judicial Committee until other “accusers” can be formulated. For even if there are other witnesses, locations or dates to said accusations it will be too late to look into the matter. It was also help to try to show a pattern of sexual abuse when it is only a pattern of deceit.

(4) ….. Who knows what’s coming up tomorrow but after what we seen and read there’s no telling what the left’s move might be.

Killer Exercise

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running-away-2 running scared

There is no better exercise then when you believe you’re life is at stake and although KILLER EXERCISE doesn’t want to create that ending it wants you to feel the pursuit.  KILLER EXERCISE will be the exercise routine that will be anything but routine with an obstacle course that leads you to new life at a rapid pace. Yet with this exercise routine you know that their will be a good ending, great health. Your trainer will portray the killer and if you don’t perform at your peak well there …will be consequences. So get off your couch and literally run for your life with a KILLER EXERCISE routine.

You have ABC & I have C

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dog feeling sick 1

Just because you feel sick like a dog doesn’t mean that your loved ones don’t have any fur on them as well and trust me their tail isn’t wagging. Whether it’s a sickness that passes in a day or one you bear over a lifetime your ABC sickness leaves them with portions of C.  For almost everytime you get up to take care of it their eyes are open as well. Everytime you speak about it they are probably (remember I wrote probably) listening as well. Need not forget those trips to the drug store and doctors are stops along their way as well.  So when you feel a bit better make sure they feel cured themselves.

Rat Lesson Inc

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rat

It’s time your loved one knew the consequences of their mess and with Rat Lesson Inc they’ll have a lesson they’ll surely never forget. For you bring the mess and we’ll bring our trained rat who will make sure that your loved one’s learns it’s time to clean up for good.  Rat Lesson Inc. will also conveniently pick up our Mickey after your loved one has graduated whether it be that same day or later on in the day or even the week Mickey’s pick up crew will appear as standard exterminators but don’t worry Mickey will live another day to teach others about the importance of being clean.

FOOTNOTE – Other creatures might also be available for this service

Sukkot Part II

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sukkot

For those that see me at work today it isn’t because I left my calender at home I just don’t take off the 2nd day for this holiday. It’s not that I don’t respect those that do I just believe G-D is giving me and others like me a bit of leeway on this issue. The fact is the two days for this holiday was instituted because in the old days they didn’t know when the day started or ended in Israel time but now we have a bit more precise watches that can solve this problem from the 12th century or so.   I’m sure there are other good reasons why the 2 days for this holiday continue to be celebrated it’s my schedule doesn’t give me enough time to study them. Work is another one of my obligations and I hope this balances out in the scheme of things to come.   G-D willing I’m still on the good side of the ledger even if my ledger is a bit different then those of my traditional brothers.

Gays and Locker-rooms – WARNING POLITICALLY INCORRECT

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hiding in locker-room

WARNING- A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE BLOG POST

We should have an open mind to all people but that doesn’t mean I want to show my birthday suit to someone not invited to the party.  I should never be invited into a women’s locker room because I’m not a doctor and even though I can control what goes on outside inside is a whole different story. So why should a person who is attracted to those of the same sex watch a strip tease show that those who were performing never knew they were in?  It’s an uncomfortable situation for all those involved and all though we can’t make checks at the door maybe a bit more public discretion is needed even in our locker rooms. Let’s just say a bit more towels and a whole lot less birthday suits should be seen for you never know who might think they should blow out the candles.

Abortion KILLS BORN LIFE TOO

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Kavanaugh Leprichon

Whether you are “Pro Life” or “Pro Choice” we all must admit that abortion kills an unborn life but now we can confirm that those who lead it don’t mind killing a born life as well. For destroying a person’s reputation is a kin to eliminating them as a whole and no matter what else they’ve done in their life and/or belief in if it doesn’t pass their litmus test on Abortion the knife’s will come out.  Groundless accusations to stop those who might  even have the slighest ability to move it in the life side will be utilized for their destruction and no guilt will be attached to the crime.  Abortion kills a beating heart whether it be the unborn or those who’s reputations are destroyed because they challenge the “norm“.

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