Monthly Archives September 2018

9-24-18- 8:40 PM – Breaking News-  It has just been discovered that Brett Kavanaugh is a Leprechaun!  We can see from the shiny form above his head that this is the case plus this photo of his youth  (below) has just surfaced.By the way look what he’s done to that poor dog.   Of course nobody can verify the date, location or even if this is Judge Kavanaugh but he is Irish and that is more evidence then in any other previous allegation. Since Leprechaun’s are technically not human we expect his name to be withdrawn from the Supreme Court Nomination process.

FOOTNOTE-  This is as true as the recent allegations against Judge Kavanaugh that have surfaced today.

As another year of Sukkot enters many a Jewish household again this year we realize the relevance of this holiday in our times. For as we progress with new devices and technology that split us into separate worlds the Sukkot brings us back to a time of simple pleasures and happiness.  We also realize that although we may protect our life’s and reputation with many barriers of truth even an accusation over many decades ago without definitive facts can see the walls begin to crumble. We must continue to pursue our dreams and have faith even if things appear to be cracking, for  G-D who is the true strength can make even the flimsiest walls rock solid even when we can’t .

There are times when I completely lost it and I apology if in advance some don’t find them funny but at the moment they were hysterical and  put my laugh bone in charge. Here are just a few that stand out.

(1) DENTURES- Yes, it’s mean but this gentleman’s dentures fell out while he was putting on his tennis outfit. As a teen this was funny but as a man with years under my belt let’s just say I’m brushing a bit more.

(2) FACES- Usually faces can be a little funny but when made in the silence of a crowded elevator I dare you to stop laughing.

(3) WRONG WORD- I can’t tell you the number of times I experienced hysterical laughter when the wrong words came out of WHO?

(4) DRINKING COKE- Yes, probably a youthful face was made inbetween which cleaned out my nostrils for days. Coke never felt so wrong.

(5) MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASS- I know I might sound a bit like Mrs. Ford for I can’t remember the time, date and even the names in between but I do remember being taken out of class as my laughter was uncontrollable.  This one actually occurred but nobody will be held responsible accept me.

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Mrs. Ford might just be the weight that swings the #METOO movement in the opposite direction.  Where more prove that is necessary will be needed before the general public accepts an accusation of abuse. Just as any movement, extremes cause it to bounce in the opposite direction instead of staying balanced in the middle it appears the #METOO movement is heading in that direction. It’s a shame because those that truly have been hurt with a clear factual record of this occurring may just have to wait on the side till the balance of abuse continues to rise again.

One of the legacies I would love to leave if G-D willing I’m able is one based on saving life’s.  Especially those that are least among us because I don’t believe G-D makes mistakes only people do. The first charitable cause would do with those that are homeless and would be a complete lifestyle change. Here’s a few key points in this change.

(1) – Volunteers would approach the homeless individuals and tell them that they are better then this and invite them to find out how.

(2) If a homeless individual agrees they would be taken to a location where they would have an immediate shower, new clothes  and legally sign to be part of the program. They would also receive a debit type card which they would earn points for.  Please note the place would be complete with security camera’s to verify that everything is up to performance.

(3) The initial housing they would receive would be bare minimum but every act they perform including the initial acts would give them points to redeem at the store for other merchandise with their debit card.

(4) Acts would include being drug tested, going to group and individual therapy, basic civics, job training, religious services, working at location etc.

(5) The individual would graduate to different levels as they participate in the program.

(6) Funding would initial come through my charitable foundation but other private sector companies would be sought as well including ones that would finally help with employment and housing needs when they graduate.

(7) Graduates would volunteer back with this program as a debt for the good works it has done in their life’s.

Here (below) is what I’ve determined to be the Democratic Platform for 2018 should they gain power in 2018. I would add G-D forbid but I’m trying to be a bit impartial. Maybe I’m seeing it wrong so feel free to add your own thoughts.

(1) INVESTIGATE– They will pursue investigation on the Trump Presidency from his 1st day running to the dog in his life. By the way he is one of the 1st sitting President who doesn’t have a dog in the White House and this needs to be investigated as well.

(2) IMPEACHMENT- This is the meat the base seeks but not just the President but anyone else they can write up including of course Supreme Court Justice (G-D willing) Brett Kavanaugh and his dog.

(3) SOCIALIZE MEDICINE-  They claim medical care should be free for all even as a result you can’t find a band-aid at the hospital. Yes this would be extended to your dog. 

(4) AMERICA MIDDLE-  They will seek foreign policies that bring America into the “world community” even if that community takes pieces of our pie.  Fighting for trade deals is just too much of a fight.  Yes hide your dog.

(5) FREE- The Democrats will try to give away the store even it results in us just eating dog biscuits. Sorry dog.

(6) UNBORN BABY KILLING 24/7- Unborn baby killing must be legal in all 50 states with no ways to allow local or state governments to intervene and slow these killings down.  I’m not sure if dogs have to worry on this one for these individuals appear to care more about the 4 legged types then those with the same two legs.

(7) GET WEALTHY- Taxes need to be increasaed on those that are wealthy substantially. The biggest problem is that line of who is wealthy and who is poor appears to change as the government King needs more $$$’s. 

There the one’s who wear those funny clothes, can’t eat anything on the menu and appear to take off days when others have to work for them but they just might be saving our life’s.  These individuals who take their faith 1st might be allowing the door to stay open for us a bit longer as the head winds try to slam it closed. For their committment to belief and prayers might allow the true force to enter and stay in our life’s. Only G-D truly knows what actions and words really matter.  So the next time “THEY” are doing their thing maybe we should make sure the door doesn’t slam but remains open it might be the force we truly need on our side.

If someone accused you of an evil actions over a decade ago without giving an exact time or location how could how defend yourself?  You might try to show that there is nothing in your records to demonstrate any propensity for such an evil act but is that enough to convince those who are bent in a different direction?  Maybe the person who has made this accusation doesn’t have the cleanest record themselves or has shown a disdain for people such as you in the not to distant past, would that be enough to convince those who stand in their camp?  I’m afraid not for some don’t want to look at the facts on the ground but rather stand in a camp that they feel more comfortable with.

   Sorry not you at least not in this post   Definetly not you except with the thing you’re doing with your eyes

 Well if you count rubbing your belly but that isn’t what I was going with.

  Yes you’re the victor… well a bit smaller. I’ve given up trying to find a pair of socks that don’t have holes in them. Maybe the holes are truly holy and I haven’t seen the light or foot before. G-D willing I’ll learn to live with them because human life isn’t perfect as can be seen with my socks.