Monthly Archives November 2017

BREAKING NEWS!

Mr. Magoo is the latest character to be accused of sexual harassment. For although this jovial character appeared to not see what he bumped into the truth was his eyesight was 20/20 from the start and anything he grabbed was what really caused him to raise his hat.  This shocking discovery has many of the other car-tune characters distancing themselves from him but since many of them walk around 1/2 naked I wonder if this scandal is just about to hit all our cartoons.

Why are they smiling so much and what’s with just a tie for the bear?

FOOTNOTE- Caspar is a much more friendly guest not ghost then one would exxxpect.

WARNING- CRUDE BUT SOMEWHAT TRUE

I’ve finally discovered a super power that I never knew I possessed! It is a power that allows people to perform their daily functions a bit more lets say “efficiently” and all by my spoken command… or is it conversation. I discovered this talent when I was speaking to a loved one over the phone who was having difficulty falling asleep (I hope) who suddenly was sleeping as a baby when it came to my words. The proof was in her snore on the other side. That talent has been tested lately not by sleeping but by another super important talent that people put as either #1, or  #2 on their list maybe both. For 2 individuals have had to rush and perform this activity as soon as my voice was heard on the other side. So before you run to the pharmacy call me and I’ll relay my special talents through the phone to you and who knows maybe I can save the world after all or at least help you sleep and perform other functions better.

Donating blood benefits you and not just in the generous way. Yes of course the main reason someone should donate blood is to try and help others but let’s not forget there are free cookies at the end that you are told to eat. When was the last time a medical professional told you to eat cookies?  It’s also healthy for men not to be sexist but this is a biological fact to donate blood because it helps cleanse their blood of extra ingredients.  To make matters better you also get a pretty cool bandage in the end which you can keep for as long as you want. So donate blood and you will reap the rewards and so will many other people.

There once was a deer named Chevrolet who was running from a serial killer named Charles Manson who had fell in a fierier ditch and died. Chevrolet thought she had found relief when she entered Las Vegas and met what appeared to be a kind man wearing a Houston Astro’s hat named Kevin Spacey but when he got too close she ran away and tripped on an Edgar Allan Poe book which gave her the creeps.  She hid by a Honda Accord until she hid a beautiful melody by Diana Ross at the AMA’s and decided to check into the Hotel California run by a bunch of  Eagles.