A “Health Calendar” is a hard calendar we all should have at our own home desk. It might appear that hard calendar’s are something used in the past but you need to record the actual dates when things in your body aren’t working well as they should. A calendar that you can bring to the doctor when your motor isn’t running and she/he can look deeper under the grill to see if there is any history with your situation. It’s also nice to have some beautiful pictures to divert your mind away from the scratches and dents in one’s body.
Barry Manilow
Barry Manilow has made a shocking announcement that he is truly straight and in a secret marriage with a Cindy Manilow. He has kept this secret for years because it appeared obvious to everyone else that he was gay and that it might hurt his image with his fan base. This is as shocking as finding Liberace and Elton John are straight as well. It appears after deep contemplation many of his fans are staying with him “it’s difficult to deal with because he appeared so flamboyant ” said Eric a fan who’s been with Barry Manilow for years and has now come out of the closet to say he is straight as well. Yes this is fake news.
Trump’s response to Assad slaughter
President’s Trump strong statement against the brutal use of chemical weapons by the war criminal Dictator Basher Al Assad must be met with equally strong actions. Actions that insure the world community that direct attacks on the innocent will be met with a strong response. Here’s some ways (below) that actions should or could be taken.
(1) Annihilate the Syrian Air Force which would make it more difficult to deliver these weapons of mass destruction.
(2) Coordinate an attack from allied countries against military silo’s and chemical weapon facilities in Syria.
(3) Make a deal with Russian leadership that we will work to see they keep their warm water port in Syria and help pick new leadership in Syria for the location of Basher Al Assad. We then capture this war criminal and put him up for trial in the world court. If capturing is not possible then we eliminate him as a threat to his own people and the world as a whole.
Trump Haters- Olive Branch
I believe I’ve listened carefully to the Trump haters and taken my notes so that I truly understand their pain. I’m extending an Olive branch to help them deal with the pain they continue to suffer through and ask them to review each olive (below). Hopeful this session will be helpful and less expensive then any previous one’s.
(1) ON WORDS- Donald Trump has hurt you by using words that are offensive or not as clean as you like- I understand your pain yet aren’t words just sounds we here while action holds much longer?
(2) LOST- There is a fear that you will lose some rights from his presidency. It can be quite troubling to be involved so emotionally in a race and lose maybe that’s the actual feelings that are in your heart? Ask yourself what have you or your friends actually lost since the Trump Administration has taken office?
(3) INSECURITY- Life seemed so certain before the election and now there is so much change. It is normal to fear change but maybe change is what you really need and maybe it’s what your country needs as well.
(4) VICTORY- Could you really cheer for a victory that occurs under this administration? Here is a difficult feat to cheer for the good of many when you inside feel a loss.
(5) ETHICAL- You worry about the “Russian” influence in the election and whether key people in the Trump team collided with the Russians to steal the election. I wonder whether we might be displacing our anger on what has occurred on others rather then accept our own responsibility?
(6) SADNESS- It is hard for you to overcome your feelings of sadness from this loss. Maybe it’s time to move on to a new interest such as the arts (sorry they’ll probably keep feeding you this..) how about taking up a craft or going to a few more sessions.
How to pick up women- Please Try
I’m married and even if was interested I really don’t have the time so I have observed the reactions without closing the deal “in the real world”. So if you’re single or close to it please try these techniques and send me a wedding invite when your done.
(1) COMPLIMENT ON AREA THEY CARE ABOUT- If it appears they have a new hairstyle or are wearing some stylish clothes start out noticing with words.
(2) LISTEN AND REACT- Ask general questions and listen to their answers with empathetic or enthusiastic words afterwards depending on the subject matter. Listen more then speak.
(3) DON’T CARE- Show an initial interest but take a break to go the bathroom or excuse yourself to make or receive an important call but be polite.
(4) HUMOR 1ST- Try to be relaxed and funny instead of too serious.
(5) LEAVE EARLIER BUT- If she appears interested excuse yourself for an errand that comes but get her contact information to meet for coffee or dinner.
Should Bill O’Reilly Lose Sponsors
Should advertisers pull out of the Bill OReilly show because he’s “accused” of sexual harassment? As a business man I guess you must weigh whether profits will be lost or gained by staying with this man but as a man of conviction I would hold on. For nobody should be found guilty of a crime before there day in court and if you liked him the day before an accusation then you should like him the day after, even if it hurts your pocketbook for awhile. If in the end if these allegations amount to a can of beans then the O’Reilly fans will be more loyal to your brand for sticking with their friend when times were tough and if he is found complicit he’ll probably be pulled off the air before more damage is done. If on the other hand you stayed with him just because he was popular and there is no love lost maybe it’s time to spend your monies on other advertising ventures but only because your investment is losing steam. Let us stop destroying people because of accusations either way the truth should set us free or lock us out.
What if Fox didn’t exist?
What if Fox News never existed in the first place? I for one believe this world of information would be a whole lot different. Here are some things that we may have never known about (below) and things that may never have occurred.
(1) MSNBC would never have come into existence
(2) The Network news division would due a better job pretending it was more balanced.
(3) President Obama Scandals- such as Benghazi, Fast & Furious, IRS gate would be as trees fallen deep in the forest with no one to hear them.
(4) Donald Trump probably wouldn’t have been elected.
(5) If some how Donald Trump was elected the pressure from the media elites would have been so great that the Republican’s would have caved in and impeachment hearings without have begun without any facts.
(6) There would be less eye candy on the news.
(7) More conservatives would stay in the closet to the point it would be an addition to most new construction.
She Walked Out
She walked out on me! It shouldn’t have been a shock to me for lately I notice things have been a bit rough for she hasn’t really listened to what I was saying but I never thought she would be so cold. Maybe it was for I don’t know if I was paying enough attention to her. I just thought I was the electricity that kept her going but it appears she’s on a whole different channel. It’s true that sometimes I would push her on the floor but it was never on purpose our cords were just not connecting. Alexa I want you back but if you won’t have me maybe I’ll find a home for Google after all. She may not be as a cute but I heard she’s a whole lot smarter.
Susan Rice- NAILED – Again
President Obama’s point woman has been hit again for she does his dirty work and someone ends up clean. If the cover up in Benghazi wasn’t enough, where she went on the networks claiming a planned terrorist attack against a U.S embassy in Libya was spontaneous, now she adds to her lying resume. She claimed on the networks that she knew nothing about the unmasking of the Trump names and now it appears that not only did she know but she ordered this work. She is so good at bending the truth and the liberal media loves her that we normally would expect her to slither out of any legal problems but with a new sheriff in tone this hatchet woman may have the hatchet thrown at her, as she ends up in a new position behind bars. I wonder if she’ll sing before those actions would be taken?
Facebook Friends – Real
I believe the distance you have from the screen and your actual being insures that the Facebook friends you meet are real at least more real then the one’s you meet in front of you. For the distance enables people to write what they are truly feeling without the fear of hurting someone, making someone feel uncomfortable and/or showing gratitude. When you are right there you can be afraid your words might come out the wrong way so you keep them hidden within but from a distance it’s a whole lot easier. The truth is if you lose a Facebook friend for what you write there is a good chance you’ll pick one or two up the next day anyway.

















